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Lilo OD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs on the scene and after reviving her, strongly suggested she get into rehab which, of course, she refused…and now she’s hopped over to London to hang out with the contoured cheekbones of Kate Moss and Keira Knightley. Full Story

Firecrotch lights up London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

Source Stumbling around Area and Hyde in LA, drunk and stoned off her poon, seems to have lost its attraction compared to the endless pleasures of London – and who can blame her? London f&cking rocks! And London has provided Lilo with a new romantic interest. Full Story

Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose.   Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and her Coke Bloat. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: self harming?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

According to The Sun, these marks on her wrist are the result of cutting – contrary to what her publicist said about a fractured wrist or a minor scrape, The Sun had a medical professional analyse the marks and contends that my Lilo’s wounds could be self inflicted. Nothing to joke about. For our kids at Covenant House Vancouver Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Full Story

Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up and even, at times, protrudes beyond the top set, thereby adding to the large mass of square that completes her face and giving way to an almost toothy attack when she smiles…sorry, I’m just sayin’… Here are Keira and Rupert at LAX, well coordinated from attire to cheekbones to matching gait and matching expression. Full Story

Emilio over Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

I never watch Oprah. Mostly because I can’t cry on cue and partly because I don’t enjoy being told when to cry, and when to clap, and when to believe in dreams, and when to rip off my bra and say “you go girl!” However, I will tune in to Oprah for hate (Jennifer Aniston) and I most definitely will tune in to Oprah for love. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2006 12:00:00 November 2, 2006 12:00:00

Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? So desperate you can smell it. Full Story

Monday, October 30, 2006
Dear Gossips, Still in LA, am broke but also in love – Marc Jacobs on Melrose…Heaven in Hell. Also heaven? Valet parking everywhere. Decadent and spoiled…but heaven nonetheless. Catch up on weekend smut below and check back often on Monday for real time posts, especially since the way things are going, Lindsay Lohan could end up hospitalised for “exhaustion” any day now.

The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not be sad to see Annette Bening finally acknowledged, I’d also love to see at Kate vs Cate battle. Full Story

Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, on the phone with police, running from stalkers who turned out to be pappies. Full Story