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Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose.   Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and her Coke Bloat. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: self harming?

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to The Sun, these marks on her wrist are the result of cutting – contrary to what her publicist said about a fractured wrist or a minor scrape, The Sun had a medical professional analyse the marks and contends that my Lilo’s wounds could be self inflicted. Nothing to joke about. For our kids at Covenant House Vancouver Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Full Story

Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up and even, at times, protrudes beyond the top set, thereby adding to the large mass of square that completes her face and giving way to an almost toothy attack when she smiles…sorry, I’m just sayin’… Here are Keira and Rupert at LAX, well coordinated from attire to cheekbones to matching gait and matching expression. Full Story

Emilio over Lilo

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I never watch Oprah. Mostly because I can’t cry on cue and partly because I don’t enjoy being told when to cry, and when to clap, and when to believe in dreams, and when to rip off my bra and say “you go girl!” However, I will tune in to Oprah for hate (Jennifer Aniston) and I most definitely will tune in to Oprah for love. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? So desperate you can smell it. Full Story

Monday, October 30, 2006
Dear Gossips, Still in LA, am broke but also in love – Marc Jacobs on Melrose…Heaven in Hell. Also heaven? Valet parking everywhere. Decadent and spoiled…but heaven nonetheless. Catch up on weekend smut below and check back often on Monday for real time posts, especially since the way things are going, Lindsay Lohan could end up hospitalised for “exhaustion” any day now.

The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not be sad to see Annette Bening finally acknowledged, I’d also love to see at Kate vs Cate battle. Full Story

Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, on the phone with police, running from stalkers who turned out to be pappies. Full Story

Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny teeny dots in two pools of blue/green gorgessity? Is this natural? Or is it the new milkshake? Just asking… Off topic for a second… You ever notice that she"s always posing with her lips half parted? I love the lips half parted pose when it"s done right. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: from Three Whiskers to Firecrotch

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Lindsay Lohan has landed a new friend. In France for Tommy Hilfiger, ciggies in hand, other things in nose, ready to light up Paris. A perfect alliance if you ask me. Both have never proven themselves on the big screen in a grown up way. Full Story