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Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny teeny dots in two pools of blue/green gorgessity? Is this natural? Or is it the new milkshake? Just asking… Off topic for a second… You ever notice that she"s always posing with her lips half parted? I love the lips half parted pose when it"s done right. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: from Three Whiskers to Firecrotch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Source Lindsay Lohan has landed a new friend. In France for Tommy Hilfiger, ciggies in hand, other things in nose, ready to light up Paris. A perfect alliance if you ask me. Both have never proven themselves on the big screen in a grown up way. Full Story

Keira clean face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

New photos of Keira and Rupert. Not a fan of her jaw line or the ridiculous pout but wow - from this angle, it"s gorgessity. Glasses, very little makeup, hair unstyled, but that bone structure, those cheekbones...it"s the best I"ve ever seen Keira Knightley. Rare the celebrity who looks better un-glossed and de-glammed. Full Story

Cameron Diaz: the anti Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

I admire that she hasn"t frozen the sh-t outta her face. It"s not a great face to look at, especially when the makeup comes from Dirty Lohan but at least it moves, at least her eyebrows don"t stretch to the back of her head, as least she doesn"t look stunned. So here"s Cam supporting her Pip at the William Rast show last night. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: handicapping Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

She"s still my girl but I"m thinkin" the same explanation behind her pupil pinning is also to blame for the delusions of grandeur. Being tabloid fodder is one thing…but believing that that translates to Oscar gold is another matter entirely. You have to wonder - does she have any idea who Oscar voters actually are??? Look… I know ten years is a long time and hell, anything could happen in ten years, to say nothing of anomalies - Marisa Tomei ring a bell? I also appreciate that my Lilo feels no shame in announcing what she covets, unlike some other frauds who claim to be in it for the *craft*, who do the work because it"s the work that pays them back. Full Story

Jen on Oprah v 2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story

Lilo"s Little Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

I suppose it was inevitable. Rumer Willis wants to be an actor…or maybe she just wants to be a star, but with three A-list parents - can you blame her? Rumer is 18 and for an 18 year old, Lindsay Lohan must seem like the ultimate role model. Notorious beyond belief, boyfriends left, right, and often inside her, new clothes every day, parties every night… it"s an intoxicating lifestyle, especially tempting for someone with such a vaunted pedigree. Full Story

Another Gorgeous George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

You don"t have to be Canadian to appreciate this, especially the tale about when he met Angelina Jolie. But if you ARE Canadian, you need no introduction to George Stroumboulopoulos. And if you"re American, you wouldn"t have needed an invitation if ABC had avoided doing a piss poor job of promoting its rival to American Idol. Full Story

Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she stays. Full Story

Lilo & the Elvis Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Contrary to popular opinion, I wouldn"t call this a double chin. A true double chin emerges without provocation and in this case, since she seems to be pulling her face towards her neck, it really doesn"t count. I"m more alarmed by the condition of her young skin: it"s droopy, it"s not fresh, it seems to have lost elasticity, there"s a doughy texture to her overall package that belies her 20 years…not something that can easily be restored, something she"ll undoubtedly regret at 35, when the invincibility of youth has faded along with everything else, when her 3rd comeback is just a little less spectacular because her face can"t be saved. Full Story

Drew Barrymore: hope for Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Total gorgessity at the Sony event for Marie Antoinette the other night, getting better and better every time we see her, and an uncanny physical similarity to Linday Lohan - or vice versa. I"ve noted the parallel before but never on the physical, yet now that you see it side by side, it is undeniable, non? Undeniable and also very promising. Full Story