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Cameron Diaz: the anti Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

I admire that she hasn"t frozen the sh-t outta her face. It"s not a great face to look at, especially when the makeup comes from Dirty Lohan but at least it moves, at least her eyebrows don"t stretch to the back of her head, as least she doesn"t look stunned. So here"s Cam supporting her Pip at the William Rast show last night. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: handicapping Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

She"s still my girl but I"m thinkin" the same explanation behind her pupil pinning is also to blame for the delusions of grandeur. Being tabloid fodder is one thing…but believing that that translates to Oscar gold is another matter entirely. You have to wonder - does she have any idea who Oscar voters actually are??? Look… I know ten years is a long time and hell, anything could happen in ten years, to say nothing of anomalies - Marisa Tomei ring a bell? I also appreciate that my Lilo feels no shame in announcing what she covets, unlike some other frauds who claim to be in it for the *craft*, who do the work because it"s the work that pays them back. Full Story

Jen on Oprah v 2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story

Lilo"s Little Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

I suppose it was inevitable. Rumer Willis wants to be an actor…or maybe she just wants to be a star, but with three A-list parents - can you blame her? Rumer is 18 and for an 18 year old, Lindsay Lohan must seem like the ultimate role model. Notorious beyond belief, boyfriends left, right, and often inside her, new clothes every day, parties every night… it"s an intoxicating lifestyle, especially tempting for someone with such a vaunted pedigree. Full Story

Another Gorgeous George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

You don"t have to be Canadian to appreciate this, especially the tale about when he met Angelina Jolie. But if you ARE Canadian, you need no introduction to George Stroumboulopoulos. And if you"re American, you wouldn"t have needed an invitation if ABC had avoided doing a piss poor job of promoting its rival to American Idol. Full Story

Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she stays. Full Story

Lilo & the Elvis Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Contrary to popular opinion, I wouldn"t call this a double chin. A true double chin emerges without provocation and in this case, since she seems to be pulling her face towards her neck, it really doesn"t count. I"m more alarmed by the condition of her young skin: it"s droopy, it"s not fresh, it seems to have lost elasticity, there"s a doughy texture to her overall package that belies her 20 years…not something that can easily be restored, something she"ll undoubtedly regret at 35, when the invincibility of youth has faded along with everything else, when her 3rd comeback is just a little less spectacular because her face can"t be saved. Full Story

Drew Barrymore: hope for Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Total gorgessity at the Sony event for Marie Antoinette the other night, getting better and better every time we see her, and an uncanny physical similarity to Linday Lohan - or vice versa. I"ve noted the parallel before but never on the physical, yet now that you see it side by side, it is undeniable, non? Undeniable and also very promising. Full Story

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 Dear gossips, Gwyneth and I were born a year and 2 days apart - she on the 28th in "72, me on the 26th in "73, both Libras, both Daddy"s girls, both stuck up and bitchy, the foundation of a lifelong delusional friendship. Gwynnie turns 34 on Thursday while I"m concluding a week"s worth of celebrations (read: sleep) for 33, and since she"s in the UK, half a day in front of me, I"m sending along a few very smutty birthday wishes - the least I could do considering my neglect has resulted in some assy behaviour of late . In today"s issue: Lohan drama - no end in sight, the return of Jude & Sienna, discussing Bosworth"s brand new beau, finally some Pitt gossip, pro-love for Ashlee, no love for Tara, McDreamy, McMarky, and your last favourable clues.

Lilo: the love scheme, the love lies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

I can"t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and even I"ve had enough of Lindsay Lohan. So if you"ve done your gossip homework, you likely know about: 1. the reported flirtation with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton"s ex-Greek 2. the subsequent leak of aforementioned flirtation to pappies and tabloids everywhere 3. Full Story

The Lilo Split: Exit Harry, Enter Anorexia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

And maybe some hardcore drugs while we"re at it, since nothin" works like heartbreak to get rid of that extra summer weight which is exactly what happened last time, post-Wilmer, and a brand new Lindsay 25 pounds lighter. In case you haven"t heard, according to People Magazine, Lilo and Harry broke up on Thursday and made up by Friday and the last word we got before heading out for weekend is that they had reconciled with her rep confirming: "They are together now" and another source explaining that, "They argue, they don"t argue. Full Story