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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Dear gossips, Gwyneth and I were born a year and 2 days apart - she on the 28th in "72, me on the 26th in "73, both Libras, both Daddy"s girls, both stuck up and bitchy, the foundation of a lifelong delusional friendship. Gwynnie turns 34 on Thursday while I"m concluding a week"s worth of celebrations (read: sleep) for 33, and since she"s in the UK, half a day in front of me, I"m sending along a few very smutty birthday wishes - the least I could do considering my neglect has resulted in some assy behaviour of late . In today"s issue: Lohan drama - no end in sight, the return of Jude & Sienna, discussing Bosworth"s brand new beau, finally some Pitt gossip, pro-love for Ashlee, no love for Tara, McDreamy, McMarky, and your last favourable clues.

Lilo: the love scheme, the love lies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

I can"t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and even I"ve had enough of Lindsay Lohan. So if you"ve done your gossip homework, you likely know about: 1. the reported flirtation with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton"s ex-Greek 2. the subsequent leak of aforementioned flirtation to pappies and tabloids everywhere 3. Full Story

The Lilo Split: Exit Harry, Enter Anorexia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

And maybe some hardcore drugs while we"re at it, since nothin" works like heartbreak to get rid of that extra summer weight which is exactly what happened last time, post-Wilmer, and a brand new Lindsay 25 pounds lighter. In case you haven"t heard, according to People Magazine, Lilo and Harry broke up on Thursday and made up by Friday and the last word we got before heading out for weekend is that they had reconciled with her rep confirming: "They are together now" and another source explaining that, "They argue, they don"t argue. Full Story

Dear Gwyneth: what friends are for

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

I frequently contend that much of the ridiculous that "TRANSPIRES" in Hollywood can be attributed to the fact that these people are desperately lacking in genuine friendship, with a loosely formulated theory still in its infancy that supposes that the more famous the celebrity, the less authenticity exists in her companions, illustrated quite beautifully among the Hollywood Slut Brigade, and of course Lindsay Lohan featuring prominently as Exhibit A. Full Story

Dirty Face Got the Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2006 12:00:00 September 21, 2006 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan"s foundation issues are spreading across the carpet. What is that they always say? Good from far, far from good? At first glance, Cam is alright at JT"s party last night. Pretty hot, in fact. When I went to People.com and found the first shot, I was actually pretty impressed. And then you zoom in, and then you see the splotch, the way her features are kinda mashed together, the way they look even more mashed together from the dirty face, and the extensions…maybe they"re for a role, maybe it"s not a voluntary submission but man do those look bunk, and man does her face ever look greasy, and man is it just me or has she lost just a tad too much weight? And still…unfortunately… the balls aren"t back. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Mama Drama & The Hospital ... again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2006 12:00:00 September 18, 2006 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore all over again… don’t you think? Once again, Lilo was taken to hospital, the 5th or 6th time in less than a year, this time for a “fractured” wrist, something about slipping and falling at a Milk Studios party, something about a lawsuit because the establishment didn’t do enough to make the ground safe, although curiously enough, no one else ended up in the ER but then again, who else lives la vida drama like Lilo and her Harry beau? And who else but a child of Dina Lohan would end up so f&cked up? As reported in Page Six http://www. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Feng Shui Firecrotch is a victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2006 12:00:00 September 8, 2006 12:00:00

Heartbreaking photos of my girl from TMZ after thefts made away with her bag at the airport, the contents of which are reported to be nearly $1 million. In addition to the jewellery, Lindsay also lost her meds – she suffers from asthma, you see, and the drugs are an absolute necessity if she wants to be able to continue smoking up a storm. Full Story

Lilo: dirty face goes to Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00

It’s been a while since I called her that but I fear that after a healthy break, the foundation problem is upon us once again. What is with the splotchy face anyway? And if her boyfriend is supposedly so “clean living, on the straight and narrow”, as her publicist keeps feeding to the NY gossip columns every other day, why is it that she looks the opposite of fresh? Maybe this will provide some insight: Heard from a lovely gossip who happened to be at the Four Seasons in Wailea last week at the same time Lindsay and Harry were there. Full Story

The Gospel of The Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

In the upcoming issue of Harper"s Bazaar, the world"s most fashionable manorexic has weighed in on celebrity - Lagerfeld Lessons that you best heed before he bitchbeats you with his fan. On Jessica Simpson: Ecch. I"m not that impressed. I"m not that interested. I"m not that impressed. Lagerfeld Lesson #1: Curvy southern bimbos with big breasts and soft knees made for c*cks are so not chic. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Mary Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

Check out Lilo the other night at Hyde - we"ll get to her skitty appearance in a bit but the blatant MK rip off is undeniable. Who knew that little Olsen had this much clout? As for my girl…my Lindsay…have to tell you, I"m really not feeling the skank. Maybe it"s the skinny leg spread, maybe that"s what"s throwing me off but I see this and all it says is washed up junkie turning tricks for crack. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: big sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Everyone seems to be making a big deal about Demi’s little red nose the other night after celebrating Rumer’s 18th birthday in LA, alongside family and friends, including the notorious Lindsay Lohan. And while I prefer to turn a naïve and blind eye to whatever it was that was ailing Demi’s nostrils, I will say that I’m not quite sure La Lilo is such a good role model for young Rumer who is apparently trying to Firecrotch her own movie career, with the support and guidance of all three of her parents. Full Story