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Lilo like Mama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

Not that there was still any doubt but is there any wonder why my Lilo is a boozing, spreading, snorting mess? For me it"s not the messy room or the hooch presumably thrown back straight up like every casual underage drinker… that"s not what will ultimately bring her down. Trust me, gossips. A drinking or a drugging problem is but a mere blip compared to 2 decades of maternal damage inflicted on a troubled chid star. Full Story

Jessica Alba: a real bitch never learns

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

Wishful thinking I suppose but not even a lightning bolt can tame the terror that is Jessica Alba. And she continues to rage across my great country, unable to suppress the insurmountable C-bomb forever housed inside her perfect physique. Full Story

Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Dear gossips, My thanks to David Bachtel and Diva at the Met in Vancouver last night for the most lovely dining experience of the season…especially since, with all due respect, Chef Damon is one fine piece of culinary hotness. So. Le Divorce. Ironic, non? Two days worth of back and forth texts and phone calls and I"ll give you what I got re: the Hudson split. Also in today"s issue: the Beckhams visit Bono, Hot Harry"s hot hands, Lindsay Lohan"s hot breast, Jessica overdresses, Christina perfectly dresses, and some Hello Kitty hysteria to brighten up your day. PS. The most wonderful news straight from my lovely producer Danielle P - Beverly Hills 90210 Season 1 in stores OFFICIALLY ON NOVEMBER 7th!!! Don"t even try to tell me you"re not squealing. I won"t believe you. PPS. The truth about the Alba bitch spreads and spreads. Thanks to Amanda S for the tip about the mention in Defamer. And thanks to all of YOU out there for helping grow the site. Very humbled, very appreciative, very, very grateful. PPS. Courteney Cox is expected to speak to Access Hollywood on Wednesday denying the Jennifer/Vince engagement report from Us Weekly last week. Us Weekly in turn has gone back on the offensive, reiterating yet again that they stand by their story, and bringing out more examples of how they"ve been right in the past. And a full 7 days after the whole story initially broke, people are STILL talking about this non-maybe-definitely engagement, the same engagement Jen doesn"t want you to believe but that her loyal friends keep talking about, whether true or not. Have you ever seen someone go to such lengths to deny a report? What"s the point of denying something in a thousand ways if not to repeatedly create opportunities to deny it and repeatedly create opportunities for us to repeatedly talk about it? Like I said last week…Team Aniston"s Clever Spin. Well played, Huvane…well played.

La Lohan and the new reform

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

Ah yes. The neverending debate. As much as some of you can"t understand why I still think they"re real, I can"t understand why you still they aren"t. They hang. They droop. It"s a 20 year old droop as opposed to a 40 year old droop but it"s a droop all the same. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: ass in mouth disease

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Someone. Anyone. Please stop her. Please stop my girl from going Britney - a verbally incontinent, ignorant young star too stoned and too stupid to understand the ramifications of her actions. Once upon a time, starlet breakdowns consisted of leaving your man at the altar and taking off with his best friend. Full Story

An Ally for Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

Who can out-drama Lindsay Lohan these days? My girl is owning it and she is living it and like all spoiled celebrities, she has now taken to complaining about it. Praise Goddess - what would smut be like without Lilo? I"m sure you"ve heard the latest, right? Lindsay swarmed by pappies as she was leaving The Ivy the other day (see attached), prompting an anguished email to Perez Hilton, lamenting her fate, a desperate plea for compassion, even though she just happened to be breaking bread at THE place to go if and when you need to be noticed. Full Story

Wednesday, August 2, 2006
Dear gossips, Sorry to disappoint but there will be no Mel bashing today. Or any other day. Because child star child molesters and suicidal middle aged racist hatemongers do no constitute my idea of fun smut. Instead, let"s focus on Paris Hilton"s black hole vajayjay and the feng shui nightmare raining down on Tori Spelling. But… if you"re looking for a final word on what I think of Mel and some more thoughts on why Dina Lohan is primed for Hades, help yourself to this recent article from The Canadian Press (thanks Andrea!) for which I was asked to offer commentary. In today"s issue: a column with Canadian colours - on Ryan, Ryan, Alanis, Rachel, and Elisha; on Tori"s tough times; on Buffy"s limp career; on Ricky Bobby and the Gay Midget Dwarf; on the Alba bitch and her piss pants attitude; on anorexics, recovered and otherwise; and a little Zizou to get you through the midweek hump.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Dear gossips, The dog days of gossip summer saved by Lilo and Pam. Thank Goddess for child star junkies and concrete tits! Do NOT however thank Goddess for the middle aged drunk ass Nazi otherwise known at Mel Gibson. If you need to be updated, the brilliant smuthounds over at TMZ have thoughtfully prepared a wonderfully detailed treatise on the situation that will get you all caught up. Disappointing? Yes. Shocking? Hell no. But parenting is paramount, haven’t you heard? And THAT, my fellow gossips, is why the future bodes dark for my dear Lindsay. In today’s issue: on Dina Lohan, on McCartney, celebrating Pam, supermodel nostalgia, a little gloating, the Federlines impress in Vegas, and some hot Harry to kickstart your week.

Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example of parental pimpage in a town full of parent pimps. Full Story

Keira"s great choices

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

I had to laugh a few weeks ago when I read a piece on Lindsay Lohan - something about winning an Oscar within 5 years. Now y"all know Firecrotch is my girl but seriously… I think she"s clearly been damaged by all the sex. Because not only does she have to battle her own demons, she also has to battle her peers. Full Story

The Firecrotch overheats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

Have you heard? Lilo was hospitalised yesterday for getting too hot on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. It was a scorching day in Hollywood and apparently she withered under the sun, after working for over 10 hours straight. Right. You ever been on a film set? You ever been on a film set with an A-list actor? Let me tell you how it goes, ok? There are these big vehicles called trailers? And the bigger the star, the bigger the trailer? And, like, when the actor isn"t under the cameras, she"s usually in the trailer? So the director and all the techie people, they, like, set up the shots and make sure the lighting is right and then when everything"s in place, some little minion runs to the trailer and says, "Miss Fabulous? They"re ready for you", at which point Miss Fabulous comes out of the air conditioned trailer and goes into the shot and tries to do it as many times as it takes to get it right while make up artists and assistants hover around with water or M&Ms or whatever"s needed to placate the star and after 15 hours of repeating the same trailer to set to trailer thing over and over again, the star gets to go home. Full Story