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La Lohan for Le Pivert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

I don’t often long for my 20s. Sure, sure…to you I might sound like a bitter aging bitch but to me, 30+ has been fun. More than fun. It’s been the best fun. Because if you’re able to exercise some moderation with sun and drugs during your 20s, you arrive at 30 still looking decent and most importantly, THINKING more than decent. Full Story

Love for America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2006 12:00:00 July 21, 2006 12:00:00

America Ferrera was the star of a gorgeous little movie called Real Women Have Curves. She also played Carmen in the film adaptation of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants – one of my all time favourite teen book series. America Ferrera is 22, same age category as Lindsay Lohan, Keira Knightley, and Kate Bosworth, but a thousand times more attractive. Full Story

Thursday, July 20, 2006
Dear gossips, My husband is NOT a smuthound. He is supportive and he is reasonably affectionate but he has never ever read a full column. He also doesn’t care for the whereabouts of Little Sci, and – horror of horrors – he isn’t at all fascinated by the open door policy of Lindsay Lohan’s lascivious legs. Today, however, I finally “arrived” in his eyes. And that is because I had the honour of appearing on Off the Record with Michael Landsberg on TSN – a sports talk show where you get to yell at people for not having the same opinions as you. I’m telling you - letting ‘er rip on national television is such a frickin’ rush. For the record, Michael Landsberg is a sexy bitch. A sexy bitch with a 20 year old son and many traces of Botox withOUT the botulism. Yes, I asked him point blank. And he answered point blank. No chemical enhancements, just great genes, and isn’t it funny that someone like Eminem has to get his face plumped while a Canadian sports anchor could make Nicole Kidman drool over his forehead? The Goddess works in mysterious ways, non? My thanks to Michael and the OTR team for the opportunity and to the Fantoo girls for the girly girl sporty tee – a black super cute shirt with a basketball net emblazoned with crystals! Do you love it? Anyway, I’m going to apologise in advance for keeping this so short. If you dare to, you can blame my mother. I came home from dinner tonight ready to write only to be greeted by 7 of her clucking hen Chinese mahjong buddies who were invited over for a “viewing party”. Do you remember when you were little, when your mother would make you put on your pink party dress and twirl around for the guests? Cut to me at 32 – standing in the middle of my parents’ living room obliged to tap dance on command for a gaggle of Hong Kong housewives cheered on by the lunatic I call my mother. It took 90 minutes before I could excuse myself without her freaking out and threatening to curse me with her feng shui blackmail. And that, my fellow gossips, is why I’m exhausted. I promise a full length issue Thursday night. In the meantime, here are a few brief bits including more ooey gooey McGosling sightings, Lohan observation at the Chateau Marmont, news about Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrissette, and a teaser exclusive about Hayden Christensen on tomorrow’s eTalk.

The Lilo lifestyle at the Marmont

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2006 12:00:00 July 20, 2006 12:00:00

It’s the place to be, it’s the place THEY want to be, and when you’re there, you see almost everything. Oh – and did I mention Lilo calls it home? Thanks to my lovely sources and the lovely “S” for the inside peek: Apparently, the hotel courtyard provides a very clear view of Lindsay’s suite for maximum tabloid exposure. Full Story

Friday, July 14, 2006
Dear gossips, Chained to my bed, snotfaced and stinky, but smutty all the same. What"s a summer cold when Lindsay Lohan"s got her head between a bloke"s legs? In today"s issue: Lilo blows something different, Gwynnie & Garner represent, on Supergay, on Super George (the Canadian one), on Freddie P Jr., and loving Brenda forever and ever.

Lindsay Lohan: fellating on film

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

I"m sure you"ve seen these already but since I"m a day behind, you"ll bear the reruns, won"t you? Besides, what"s to complain about? Lindsay Lohan has her shoved in someone"s privates. Granted, it"s in the name of artistic sacrifice but still… are you a smuthound or are you a f&cking smuthound? So here she is, performing the unspeakable during a scene for Georgia Rule, in which she plays a troubled young girl who gets shipped off to grandma"s house where she presumably finds a new young man to blow at the lake. Full Story

Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied him hardcore. Full Story

Lindsay: new man, new spread

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

GQ that is. Check it out - La Lohan in all her tarty glory, showing us exactly why she"s dominating the smut scene these days, with a stern “f&ck you” message sent directly to Paris Hilton about who really owns it and who really deserves it. My girl has a great bottom, doesn"t she? A great bottom that"s loading up the mileage. Full Story

The Great Lindsay Breast Debate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

Lilo turned 20 this weekend and spent a lot of time dangling her cleave around on the beach, prompting boobwatchers everywhere to speculate on whether or not she had them done. Yes, gossips. It"s that time again. The real or fake debate. My favourite game!!! And thank Goddess Firecrotch had the good sense to model several different bikini options for our viewing pleasure, providing ample opportunity to closely examine her jubs. Full Story

Mischa Barton: outside good, inside bad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2006 12:00:00 July 5, 2006 12:00:00

In London for the Pirates premiere the other night. Such a shame, non? That a package this gorgeous conceals a stinking rotten soul? Because Mischa Barton is undeniably beautiful. Great skin, great bone structure, great features - only she could rock this little frock and not elicit scorn. Only she could still manage to look fresh and hip and young and cute in granny"s last wish. Full Story

Tara Reid: Drunkorexic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

I can"t take credit for coining the term. That distinction belongs to dear divine Dean at eTalk with whom I was just discussing the phenomenon a few days ago. Alright girls and gays…don"t lie. I know you know what I"m talking about. It"s not right and it"s certainly NOT OK, but we"ve all done it at one time or another in our 20s so it"s pointless to deny and I won"t believe you if you do. Full Story