June 23, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 23, 2006 12:00:00
After 3 years of captivity, Justin Timberlake has been released at last! As first reported by Janet Charlton JT has ditched his dog, just in time for to start pimping his new single and his subsequent new album due out in September and of course what looks to be a follow up tour to reassert his place on top of the pops. Full Story
Thursday, June 22, 2006
So I’m on assignment with eTalk in Whistler, co-site of the 2010 Olympic Winter Games, staying at the Four Seasons Whistler where I spent the first 5 minutes of my visit waving my arms around the WALK IN CLOSET in my suite, big enough for a standing imaginary snow angle without touching any walls or furniture! Thank Goddess for my producer Danielle, who assuaged my paranoia about being a bumpkin off the bus when she called me to gush about the same thing.
From the closet I proceeded to the bathroom, completely furnished in granite and stone, with its own private toilet. As in a door. A door that separates where you get dirty from where you get clean.
So civilized, non?
Too bad I’m too busy working to enjoy it. But I’m telling you…you MUST come here some day. It is good enough even for Posh herself.
Anyway, sorry for the delay in posting. Of course I forgot my laptop at home which kinda put a dent into my writing sched. Please forgive?
I’ve also been busy on the “tv correspondent” gig as I’m here to shoot a few segments with the cast of Whistler
, hailed by Entertainment Weekly as one this season’s “Must See” new shows. Today it was tree trekking with Jesse Moss and Haley Beauchamp, tomorrow it’s snowboarding with Brendan Penny and um, did I mention he’s a babe??? Will let you know tomorrow how that goes. I have visions of bailing on my Chinese ass because isn’t that usually what happens when a hot guy is around?
Anyway, Whistler premieres in Canada this Sunday at 10pm on CTV and in the US on The N on June 30th.
Now. Time to dish. In today’s column: Nicole Kidman and the daily wedding update, Angelina intoxication, the pugilistic Lohan strikes again, Tori’s family drama, and yes yes – more HOFF!!!
June 22, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 22, 2006 12:00:00
You know she’s my girl right? So you know I have her back against Jessica and Paris and now even Diddy, right? Because whatever she did, she is only 20, and even if she was bratty and talking loudly, did he really have to get her kicked out the club? Couldn’t he have pulled her into the Bentley and lectured her like a true Godfather? Don’t you think she could have used some of his words of wisdom? Now I love me some Puffy but seriously, major overreaction if you ask me. Full Story
June 18, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 18, 2006 12:00:00
Do you remember Oliver Hudson from the final season of Dawson"s Creek? He played Eddie, Joey"s talented but troubled last boyfriend before the five year gap, whose storyline was never wrapped up in a way that satisfied my needs, but I digress.
Like most of Joey"s non-series-regular boyfriends, (hello Chad Michael Murray) Oliver Hudson was not much of an actor. Full Story
June 14, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 14, 2006 12:00:00
Seems my girl Lohan is engaged in not one but two full scale catfights against a couple of equally lascivious opponents. On the left there"s Paris Hilton who, according to Page Six, is still holding a grudge about Lindsay"s shortlived romp with her Greek Giant. Full Story
June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
It’s been so long I forgot what it was like to see JT on a red carpet. And seeing him last night, I realised how much I missed him. Sexy non? Even better that he didn’t drag his dog along with him. Oh wait. I forgot. She’s decidedly less canine these days, isn’t she? Still, it’s a shame Jussy’s wasting the prime of his youth on a low key relationship when what he should be doing is poon chasing with the best of ‘em. Full Story
May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
I"ll preface by saying that I adore Rosario Dawson. I thinks she"s walking sex. Love her.
Having said that, I also think Rosario has a huge, huge problem. And her problem is that she is incapable of dressing herself. She is incapable of finding a dress that fits properly, that celebrates her curves and her vavoom and gives her body the oomph and the lift it deserves. Full Story
Saturday, May 20, 2006
It is impossible to exaggerate how spectacular the South of France is. Impossible. My husband is in love, mostly because he’s seen many many bare sunbathing breasts. I am in love because, as it turns out, Nice is also shopping mecca. Huge mall, a thousand adorable shoppes scattered about - Heaven exists in a thousand forms, n’est-ce pas?
Got a glimpse of the back of Beyonce’s head yesterday and wasn’t about to fight a million other people to look at her cheesy red carpet dress. I mean really… pulling out that House De-rayray sh*t in America is one thing. Slapping on your mother’s budget ass creations for the ultra chic French is another matter entirely. When is this girl going to grow some taste?
Anyway, it’s the weekend and Lohan is supposedly in town. I think Kiki’s already here as well. And shocker of all shockers – Bai Ling has also graced Cannes with her diseased poon. Other more respectable Asians representing include Michelle Yeoh and Zhang Ziyi. However, since I have no hope in hell of resembling either of those two beauties with any remote possibility, I have endeavoured to impersonate Bai in the hopes of securing entry into an exclusive bash (can’t believe they actually let her IN to some of those places) - all in the name of good gossip, bien sur.
Will keep you posted – if I can find a way to get online. Hate the Wi-Fi provider here. Some schmucky company called “Orange” which is a total ripoff. And as much as I love delivering the smut, the thought of parking myself in McDonald’s for 5 hours to jump on the other wireless network isn’t exactly appetising.
Promise to try my best.
In today’s pre-star stalking Saturday edition: harsh words for Britney’s mama, harsh words for Tyra, Uma turns my Sapphic crank, Sofia at Cannes, and the incredible ass of Rebecca Romijn.
May 18, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 18, 2006 12:00:00
The bloadsoaked streets of Paris are making me thirsty for conflict. And seriously, is there anything better than a good old fashioned Hollywood catfight, with good vs. evil and a clear, cocaine drawn line between the two?
I think not.
Every war is characterised by key battles. The Lohan/Hilton War is no different. Full Story
May 18, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 18, 2006 12:00:00
Please skip to the next if you don’t care for vocabulary discussions.
My new favourite word: SKITTY. From my new London lexicon (the English are so deliciously catty, don’t you think??) meaning dirty, trashy, nasty – used to describe girls like Sienna Miller, for example, and NOT meant to be pronounced “skiddie” but skiTTy, with much emphasis on the “t’s” and a super condescending, hoity toity facial expression, as if KFed just rolled up in his Ferrari and expected you to be impressed. Full Story
Strong and not is definitely NOT Angelina Jolie. Because Brad Pitt is a lover, not a beater. Now that I think of it though, there are some pishposh family similarities.
Fresh smut some time this weekend from Cannes. Hopefully by then I’ll be best friends forever with Lindsay Lohan.
Til then, I am yours in gossip,