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Skitty is the new skank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

Please skip to the next if you don’t care for vocabulary discussions. My new favourite word: SKITTY. From my new London lexicon (the English are so deliciously catty, don’t you think??) meaning dirty, trashy, nasty – used to describe girls like Sienna Miller, for example, and NOT meant to be pronounced “skiddie” but skiTTy, with much emphasis on the “t’s” and a super condescending, hoity toity facial expression, as if KFed just rolled up in his Ferrari and expected you to be impressed. Full Story

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Strong and not is definitely NOT Angelina Jolie. Because Brad Pitt is a lover, not a beater. Now that I think of it though, there are some pishposh family similarities. Fresh smut some time this weekend from Cannes. Hopefully by then I’ll be best friends forever with Lindsay Lohan. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Dear gossips, Yes. She"s pregnant. But she"s also still a master media manipulatrix. And in the world of smut, how many other young "uns can go boob to boob with Britney Spears??? Quick housekeeping item before the dish. I"ll be posting brief missives on the site while I"m in Europe but unable to send regular newsletter alerts to subscribers during my travels. So check and check often to get caught up. First stop: London. I"ll be there for the weekend stalking Posh. Wish me luck. In today"s issue: Britney rules the week, Lindsay Lohan - another day another dirty face, the Jakey debate yet again, Uma Thurman quivers my loins, a side by side Friend comparison, another split for Simpson, and some exclusive Rachel/Ryan scoop you won"t find anywhere else.

Lindsay Lohan: the Mossification continues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

The leggings, the blow, the partying, the overt copycat style…and now a romance with a hermaphroditic freak who also happened to date Kate. It"s tragic, non? How hard my girl is trying to be Moss? An endearing reminder that even though she looks like she"s 50, Lindsay is still a teenager, with all the insecurities and the slumps and the uncertainties that come with your teens. Full Story

Tuesday, May 9, 2006
Dear gossips, 5 days til Europe. Can"t frickin" wait. London, Paris, Nice, and definitely some star stalking in Cannes - maybe by the time I come home, Kiki D and I will be new BFFs and I"ll have a brand new set of EuroGays to light up my life. In today"s issue: Lindsay Lohan on Today, Britney in New York, JLo is 2 for 2, a pregnant Spice, a gay Shrek, a golfing Heather, and an ugly ass Jude Law.

Lindsay Lohan on work ethic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

So Lindsay dropped by the Today Show this morning for a lighthearted chat with Matt Lauer during which the pit bull of morning tv tried to get her to talk about drug use, eating disorders, and underage partying. It was gripping drama, y"all. Not quite as compelling as his classic duel with the GMD but smutty and sensational all the same. Full Story

Kiki preps for Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Although DaVinci is certainly getting the lion"s share of attention leading up to Cannes, there is another movie many of us are waiting for. Especially since Sofia Coppola"s two previous endeavours were so f&cking brilliant. Marie Antoinette is one of the most eagerly awaited films of the festival and with the burden of the title role, debuting in France of all things, on such a huge international stage, word is Kiki D is putting the finishing touches on her festival wardrobe and apparently, she is wigging out under pressure. Full Story

Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking on a friend"s ex is so totally OFF SIDE, such an extreme violation, it"s not even worth the courtesy of a break up phone call. Full Story

Worst Hollywood Starlet: Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Not impressive. Not.At.All. And if Chanel and Louis Vuitton needed any validation whatsoever for NOT choosing her to rep their gear, tonight was the ultimate proof positive. There"s potential…but it"s not quite there. Dressing for a retirement cruise is problem #1. Arriving at the Met with dirty face is problem #2. Full Story

Elisha & Lindsay: overdressed/underdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2006 12:00:00 April 27, 2006 12:00:00

So there was this Rape Foundation gala last night. And Elisha Cuthbert, the poor thing, who I hear has hired a stylist to glam up her image, arrived in a motherload of curtains, much more appropriate for a French sitting room in Jennifer Aniston"s rumoured new Lake Forest, Illinois home. If she wasn"t dating that jerkoff Sean Avery I"d almost be inclined to feel sorry for her. Full Story

Kate Moss in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2006 12:00:00 April 27, 2006 12:00:00

Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on a ciggie outside the Mercer. And while everyone"s making a big hairy deal about the fact that Keira Knightley usurped her spot as the face of Chanel, I"m hearing she"s actually laughing her ass off at the fact that with a new Calvin Klein contract, she"s now doubling the amount of money she was making BEFORE the coke scandal. Full Story