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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 Dear gossips, 5 days til Europe. Can"t frickin" wait. London, Paris, Nice, and definitely some star stalking in Cannes - maybe by the time I come home, Kiki D and I will be new BFFs and I"ll have a brand new set of EuroGays to light up my life. In today"s issue: Lindsay Lohan on Today, Britney in New York, JLo is 2 for 2, a pregnant Spice, a gay Shrek, a golfing Heather, and an ugly ass Jude Law.

Lindsay Lohan on work ethic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

So Lindsay dropped by the Today Show this morning for a lighthearted chat with Matt Lauer during which the pit bull of morning tv tried to get her to talk about drug use, eating disorders, and underage partying. It was gripping drama, y"all. Not quite as compelling as his classic duel with the GMD but smutty and sensational all the same. Full Story

Kiki preps for Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Although DaVinci is certainly getting the lion"s share of attention leading up to Cannes, there is another movie many of us are waiting for. Especially since Sofia Coppola"s two previous endeavours were so f&cking brilliant. Marie Antoinette is one of the most eagerly awaited films of the festival and with the burden of the title role, debuting in France of all things, on such a huge international stage, word is Kiki D is putting the finishing touches on her festival wardrobe and apparently, she is wigging out under pressure. Full Story

Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking on a friend"s ex is so totally OFF SIDE, such an extreme violation, it"s not even worth the courtesy of a break up phone call. Full Story

Worst Hollywood Starlet: Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Not impressive. Not.At.All. And if Chanel and Louis Vuitton needed any validation whatsoever for NOT choosing her to rep their gear, tonight was the ultimate proof positive. There"s potential…but it"s not quite there. Dressing for a retirement cruise is problem #1. Arriving at the Met with dirty face is problem #2. Full Story

Elisha & Lindsay: overdressed/underdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2006 12:00:00 April 27, 2006 12:00:00

So there was this Rape Foundation gala last night. And Elisha Cuthbert, the poor thing, who I hear has hired a stylist to glam up her image, arrived in a motherload of curtains, much more appropriate for a French sitting room in Jennifer Aniston"s rumoured new Lake Forest, Illinois home. If she wasn"t dating that jerkoff Sean Avery I"d almost be inclined to feel sorry for her. Full Story

Kate Moss in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2006 12:00:00 April 27, 2006 12:00:00

Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on a ciggie outside the Mercer. And while everyone"s making a big hairy deal about the fact that Keira Knightley usurped her spot as the face of Chanel, I"m hearing she"s actually laughing her ass off at the fact that with a new Calvin Klein contract, she"s now doubling the amount of money she was making BEFORE the coke scandal. Full Story

LastWord

The smutty riddle from this week? Experimenting with Friends? It"s NOT Nicole Richie. Or Lindsay Lohan. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

It"s the last time I"m going to gloat this week…I promise. But this is for the haters, like Jamie L, who wrote to me not too long ago questioning the validity of my gossip. Well, well, well. I am nothing if not vain, shallow, and petty above all things. Which means that when I call something - or better yet - when my sources bring me solid gold scoop 4 months in advance and it turns out platinum several weeks later, I have to roll in it like a pig in sh*t…you get my drift? On January 2, 2006 I wrote about the Hollywood Diet Doctors Full Story

Lindsay: the non catfight and the classy makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

No doubt you"ve seen last week"s Us Weekly. Loud headlines screaming details of a catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who she first ratted out last year after seeing her snort lines at an LA club. This time, it was allegedly over Brett Ratner and according to Janice Min"s people, LiLo lost her sh*t when Brett - her new boyfriend - started spending more time hanging at Jessie"s table than at her own. Full Story

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 Dear gossips, No, Katie didn’t have the baby on April 8th. Curiously enough though, she also hasn’t been seen in public since last Thursday. Trust me, we are all looking and we are all smelling something stinky scientological. In today’s issue: another Britney baby scandal, hating Aidan, Keith and Kenny: a country comparison, La Lohan and La Moss in NYC, the celebrity baby theory in action, the merits of silicone, Sienna Sienna - the skankiest of them all, and just a little shameless self promotion.