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The smutty riddle from this week? Experimenting with Friends? It"s NOT Nicole Richie. Or Lindsay Lohan. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

It"s the last time I"m going to gloat this week…I promise. But this is for the haters, like Jamie L, who wrote to me not too long ago questioning the validity of my gossip. Well, well, well. I am nothing if not vain, shallow, and petty above all things. Which means that when I call something - or better yet - when my sources bring me solid gold scoop 4 months in advance and it turns out platinum several weeks later, I have to roll in it like a pig in sh*t…you get my drift? On January 2, 2006 I wrote about the Hollywood Diet Doctors Full Story

Lindsay: the non catfight and the classy makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

No doubt you"ve seen last week"s Us Weekly. Loud headlines screaming details of a catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who she first ratted out last year after seeing her snort lines at an LA club. This time, it was allegedly over Brett Ratner and according to Janice Min"s people, LiLo lost her sh*t when Brett - her new boyfriend - started spending more time hanging at Jessie"s table than at her own. Full Story

Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Dear gossips, No, Katie didn’t have the baby on April 8th. Curiously enough though, she also hasn’t been seen in public since last Thursday. Trust me, we are all looking and we are all smelling something stinky scientological. In today’s issue: another Britney baby scandal, hating Aidan, Keith and Kenny: a country comparison, La Lohan and La Moss in NYC, the celebrity baby theory in action, the merits of silicone, Sienna Sienna - the skankiest of them all, and just a little shameless self promotion.

Lindsay & Kate in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

The bestest of friends reunited in New York. How glamourous. Except for the fact that they"re 12 years apart and you can hardly tell. Definitely a compliment for Moss. Not so much for Lohan. And while we"re at it - what"s up with the ghetto ass chipped nail polish??? Memo to Lindsay: if you want to matter next to Kate Moss, you need to step up the A-game baby. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2006 12:00:00 April 6, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, I have an unhealthy Posh-like obsession with Lindsay Lohan. I love her, I find her infinitely interesting, and I CARE. Almost as much as I care about Tila Tequila, who disgusts me and turns me on all at the same time. Sometimes skank trash just works, you know? But this is about Lindsay. Full Story

Sunday, April 2, 2006
Dear gossips, Still in Toronto, still fighting with my friggin’ laptop which is why I’ll keep it short again til I return to home base where the sh*t doesn’t freeze on me every 5 minutes. In today’s issue: Mrs Smith likes chicks?, the beauty of the Lohan buttocks, numbing to Cam, tiring of Alba, Brad disappoints, Fergie cleans up for Canada, and Clive in Toronto.

Lindsay"s Perky Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

So I know it’s tempting to look at this photo and immediately get your claws out. Lindsay Lohan giving us a sneak and peek at the Kids’ Choice Awards this weekend. It would be nice to trash her ass, to call out any imperfections, to rag on the sag etc etc etc. I’ll admit that was my first reaction too. Full Story

Kudos for Christina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

At the Tiffany event the other night. See how normal her forehead looks now that she’s put on a little weight? I like Christina Ricci. I think she’s a great actor. I like it even more when she’s not so hungry. Always a shame when you see a talented young thing destroy herself over a few calories. It’s so tragic. Full Story

Lindsay"s bad choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand to throw away, would you spend it on a cheap ass frock that I could have sewn together for you? Or would you support the homeless? Don"t get me wrong - I ain"t pontificating. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan and the Nipslip Phenomenon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2006 12:00:00 March 2, 2006 12:00:00

CAUTION: NUDITY! She ain’t the first and she certainly won’t be the last – but the question is…why, why, why??? In a town that can create the most magical and also the most disturbing costumes and faces with make up and technology and prosthetics and advancement in special effects, why is it that the ability to lasso one’s breasts within the confines of one’s dress – no matter how skimpy – has managed to elude so many of Hollywood’s young starlets? Take a look at La Lohan from the GM fashion event the other day. Full Story