Lilo crankfest update

May 21, 2010 09:29:00 Posted at May 21, 2010 09:29:00
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Written by Jacek

With Lainey in the air I’ve been tasked with the responsibility to get you up to speed on the Lilo situation. And when her sh-t is hitting the fan, it hits hard, fast, and messy. Here’s what’s happened since our last post on her:

Wednesday – claims her passport was stolen
Thursday – an arrest warrant is issued as she didn’t make it back to LA for her court appearance and bail was set at $100,000
Also on Thursday – accuses her father of arranging to have her passport stolen
Later on Thursday – Lilo’s legal team posts her bail – that one must have cost her 2 drunken bathroom blowjobs as opposed to one
Friday – Radar is reporting that she is scheduled to land in LA at 2pm Pacific time

Now some pics have emerged of her in great company in partying in Cannes, of course while she should have been en route to LA to fulfill her court commitments. Gives you a good idea of the classy folks that surround her. Click here to see (Dlisted via TMZ).

And that about wraps it up for now! Ah, it’s good to be on top, hey Lilo?

Written by Jacek

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