Little Sci with her parents at the weekend for St Patrick’s Day – matching family, matching colours, SO cute. Especially her feet. I love baby feet - like little dinner buns, so fat and chunky you just want to take a bite. Almost a year already… can you believe it? She turns 1 on April 18th and while overzealous gossipmongers have been proclaiming her too large for 12 months, to me she actually looks about right – not that I’m an expert and not that I don’t love a conspiracy theory when I smell one but in this case, I’m thinking she just inherited her mother’s Big Genes? Katie is rather tall, non?
So maybe that’s why the Gay Midget Dwarf always picks the Amazons? To ensure his progeny avoid the same “hidden lift” fate? I wonder…what else can they do in that Baby Making Chamber anyway?
And where the HELL is Andrew Morton’s book???