Non pregnant trench
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have not officially confirmed they’re expecting even though it’s already been published in asskissy People which means it’s not only totally true, but that the magazine received the couple’s secret endorsement.
G recently posed for London Fog in a new campaign. For some reason her bump was photoshopped out of the images. To capitalise on G’s pregnancy however, London Fog released this statement, drawing attention to her baby even though from the retouched pictures there is no evidence of one:
"Nobody is sexier or more beautiful than Gisele Bundchen in nothing but a London Fog trench coat, even with her visible baby bump. This London Fog campaign features a classic portrait of Gisele in an iconic London Fog trench; it is a very fitting image for this timeless brand. Although Gisele was photographed while pregnant, most of the shots have been retouched to respect her privacy during this wonderful and personal time in her life."
A press release is absolutely the best way to respect her privacy.
Note the sentence: Nobody is sexier or more beautiful than Gisele Bundchen in nothing but a London Fog trench coat, even with her visible baby bump.
I’m no baby lover but even I find this insulting.
Replace the highlighted phrase with “even with boils on her face” and it’s the same context.
London Fog’s Communications Department needs a kick in the ass.
And their photoshopper does too.
Look at that shot of her in the cream jacket, exposing one hip. Fakest sh-t ever. And really, really creepy too.
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com