The video for Madonna’s new single Celebration has just been released online. The smutty buzz coming out of the clip is the inclusion of Jesus Luz, and the way he and Madge pretend to be lovers as she takes his jacket off and moves in to kiss him. Ugh. Am so over whatever she wants us to believe and this farce of a romance. Full Story

Guy Ritchie celebrated his 40th last night at the Punchbowl with his wife by his side and all 3 of his children there too! Madonna ducked out early in preparation for her show at Wembley leaving Guy to carouse the night away - in good spirits after a few pints. The star though, as has been the case the last couple of months, is the Lourdes, looking appropriately styled in chucks and a grey skirt perfecting the two pocket pose - showing Posh how it's done. Full Story

UK tabloids are reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend Bar Rafaeli are expecting, citing “friends” of the couple as the source and the fact that she was wearing a loose top recently as the evidence. Needless to say, since one rumour begets another, speculation is now swirling around a summer wedding in Israel, especially since the two vacationed there last month and supposedly celebrated their engagement with her family. Full Story

Double Hotness – Leo and Djimon Hounsou, sweaty and intense and, at one point, exchanging blows. Total quiveration. Blood Diamond comes out on DVD on March 20th and I have five copies (2 disc special edition!) to give away to 5 lucky readers. If you’re interested, send an email to Lainey@laineygossip. Full Story

All this hype about who was dressing her, Andre Leon Talley mentoring her, everyone wanting her… and this. This is what comes out of it? Two words: MAJOR Letdown. Two more letters: H&M Because I don’t care if it’s Oscar de la Renta. When you can buy it for $89.99 at the mall – it ain’t right and it certainly ain’t ok. Full Story

Interesting new article in Vanity Fair about the longterm Notebook Effect on Ryan Gosling’s career. Because the mass chick hysteria and tears resulting from the film is actually turning off the boys, to the point where they may be resistant to seeing the rest of his repertoire – a body of work that is highly respected but perhaps overlooked by a mass audience because of his indie cred and because of the adolescent gushing over the Rowboat. Full Story

So I’m over Laguna Beach. Couldn’t sit through Season 3. And rumour has it that trashy mother actually rented a house for the duration of the taping – passing it off as her own. Whatever…LB sucks, but The Hills – well, I can’t get enough of The Hills. Have always liked LC, even though she’s kinda limp, over Kristin and although I’ve worn down my enamel over Heidi, she has that trainwreck quality I’m ashamed to say I can’t get enough of. Full Story

Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait for the MaddRoc…Maddox Pitt and Rocco Ritchie, best friends and band mates – the future of gossip. Full Story

Another case of Hollywood Romantic Musical Chairs. TMZ is reporting that Hermy has hooked up with Kelly Slater, former lover of Gisele Bundchen, to whom she went running after breaking up with Leonardo DiCaprio who of course was Cam’s co-star in Gangs of New York and with whom she was seen chatting rather closely after the Globes. Full Story

It’s important to be honest with your loved ones. I’m always first to call my Gwynnie on her endlessly amusing condescension and even though Leo occupies #1 on the Freebie Five, I have no issues saying he looked like a dork last night at the GQ event. I am however blaming it on Al Gore. Geek must be contagious. Full Story

It"s been a week and it"s only getting worse. Leo at the Rome Film Festival screening The Departed - 100% pure loin quiveration. And please… don"t bother arguing until you have seen The Departed. Just. Don"t. My friend Fiona went on Saturday night. Fiona who is not shallow or vain or pretentious or prone to whims and desires, Fiona who is not bitchy or catty or petty, who does not develop delusional crushes that last several months and consume her to the point of destructive distraction… Even Fiona swooned. Full Story

And no… Not just because he"s new to the Freebie 5. Arguments for: 1. Current King of the Box Office - has brought Scorcese his biggest opening weekend ever 2. The biggest A of the A List among his crowd with the most impressive resume of any of his peers 3. Low scandal factor, high mystery quotient Arguments against: 1. Full Story

What will I be doing this weekend? Seeing The Departed and letting my bitch out. If it"s bad it means they"ve raped Infernal Affairs, if it"s good it means idiots everywhere will attribute it everywhere but right. Always a bitter bitch I am. Full Story