The Train of the Night
Lucy Liu came with Zac Posen, as many celebrities arrived on the arm of the designers who dressed them. You can see him adjusting her train here - the most spectacular train, like, ever. Again, the images don’t capture it adequately. I mean the detail of every ruffle, each piece was like an individual handcrafted flower…so magnificent, like art on a body, and the way it clung to every inch of her - tonight she was the Asian of the Night. And we won’t bother with that dithering bore Zhang Ziyi.
As for Lucy’s ass… I know it looks like she has one here but she doesn’t. My people don’t usually rock the posterior which is another testament to Posen’s design, creating bum where there is no bum…well done.