I love her. No. I am crazy about her. And since little Apple Martin isn’t so little, fully entrenched in the bratty 3-6 year range, I couldn’t be happier to have Violet occupy the cutest famous baby spot until the Chosen One is trotted out for public consumption.
Speaking of children – both my nephews 8 and 6 and my niece now 4, with their parents and my inlaws, and dogs and my husband, all of us in a 500 square foot cabin for Christmas. If I’m a bit grumpy after the holidays – you now know why.
But something tells me Violet is hardly as insufferable, especially not in the eyes of her father, who gushed appropriately about her in a recent interview with USA Today:
"I"ve never been very judicious about my own behavior or choices until they had an impact on people other than me. Obviously, my wife. And my daughter, who"s going to have my last name – I don"t want her to mutter it over a drink. I want her to be proud of her old man."
Taupe AND Violet can change a man, savvy?
Oh and by the way – Hollywoodland was released, like, months ago. How much longer is he going to campaign for this thing? He’s desperate for a nomination but is it ever good when you can smell one a mile away?