Madge & Spittle???

March 9, 2010 09:51:35 Posted at March 9, 2010 09:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view.

I am trying to picture this. I am trying to picture Madonna with her ass out and Spittle spraying her with his mouth from behind while trying to move his hips from side to side at the same time. In my mind he looks like drooling troll. All we need to do is a put a club in his hand and he could be a monster on a Saturday Morning cartoon.

Why Is Gerard Butler?

F-cking disgusting.

Having said that, Laura and I aren’t buying it. Madonna likes to do sh-t first. She’s not about to love associate with some bloaty, barely literate meathead who’s been through Jennifer Aniston. Please. Madge is a proud bitch. She’d consider that a f-cking embarrassment.

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