Madge is Everywhere

March 28, 2008 07:38:37 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s working hard for Hard Candy and she’s landed on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair – the Green Issue – looking tighter than ever. Amazingly enough… Britney has something to do with that. Turns out, Britney’s new album is what Madge listens to when she’s at the gym every day. And you know… she goes EVERY day which is a dedication and commitment I will ever, ever understand.

I will never be one of those people – those people who LOVE exercise, who are hootin’ and hollerin’ and claiming they’re having FUN on a run. When my trainer is pushing me for another sprint, or punishing me with another side plank, it’s the closest I’ve ever come to hell. I hate life when I’m working out.

And this bitch goes every day and totally gets off on it. That’s just f&cked up.

Final Madonna note – Mrs Ritchie says there are some songs she will not perform any more…unless it’s for the right price, of course. Like $30 million. She’d totally do Like a Virgin for $30 million. But only for $30 million.

Now that she’s dangled it out there, bet your fake tits she’ll be getting an offer, if she hasn’t received one already. Brilliant, non?

source ONTD

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