Jesus heals

April 23, 2009 06:55:10 Posted at April 23, 2009 06:55:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse.

Then it was out for dinner with friends and Jesus Luz at the Waverly. Jesus makes it all better. Jesus is back in the picture now that the Malawi adoption has been put on hold. Seems she banished him for the photo opportunities immediately prior, then when it all went to sh-t, he was summoned back to Her Madgesty’s fold to provide distraction. Or Kab instruction. Or nanny services. Anything but sex.

I can’t picture it. Susan Sarandon and a boy toy? Yes. Helen Mirren and boy toy? Yes.

Madonna and a boy toy? Ironically…no.

Photos from and Jose Perez/

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