Madonna’s Achilles Heel
At first glance it sounds like a bullsh*t story – Madonna wants to remake Casablanca – particularly because it’s coming from the UK.
But then again… for all her brilliance when it comes to music making, as entertaining as she is on stage – dancing and singing – and as incomparable as she is when it comes to reinvention and staying relevant, Madonna is totally f&cking clueless when to movies.
But cinema is like Waterloo for Her Madgesty, you know? She won’t give up. She can’t give up. She desperately wants to conquer it. And sadly she will never.
At the same time, I kinda don’t want her to stop trying. And you don’t either. Because admit it, her acting is like a Celine Dion leg lunge – horrific…but you love to watch with your hands in front of your eyes.