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Ants on pants

April 1, 2010 07:26:11 Posted at April 1, 2010 07:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, my mother would probably wear these pants. Full Story

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Madge & Spittle???

March 9, 2010 09:51:35 Posted at March 9, 2010 09:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. Full Story

Soho House/Grey Goose Part 5

March 5, 2010 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2010 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re at the end now. There are several names I can’t get to. The list was just too long, one of the most impressive party turnouts in recent memory. And what exactly makes this impressive? Well, any time Madonna shows up it’s never, ever a bust. Soho House West Hollywood is situated on the top 2 floors of an office tower on Sunset featuring a wraparound glass terrace and a huge patio with a pond on one end. Full Story

Hollywood backscratchers

February 16, 2010 10:28:44 Posted at February 16, 2010 10:28:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated celebrities, comedians and sports stars who will candidly comment, judge and offer different strategies for real-life couples in the midst of a classic marital dispute. Full Story

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Madonna’s Jesus Juice

February 3, 2010 11:30:58 Posted at February 3, 2010 11:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already. Full Story

The more you fight it…

January 29, 2010 13:10:05 Posted at January 29, 2010 13:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch with every dollar, with every vein, with every needle… And the result is this – candid shots of Madonna out for dinner last night in London and then catching a flight today back to New York. Full Story

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Madge & Sean Penn: reunited!

January 8, 2010 11:20:25 Posted at January 8, 2010 11:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am a bit foggy today. A cold has set in just in time for the weekend. Great. Something to rouse the smutty juices however – last night Madonna and Sean Penn met up for dinner in New York. Not surprisingly, she was photographed and he was not. Of course. They apparently stayed at the restaurant for 3 and a half hours. Full Story

Holiday in London

December 21, 2009 08:43:17 Posted at December 21, 2009 08:43:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckham boys travelled to London this weekend with dad David where they’re expected to spend the holidays at Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire. They are big now, non? Brooklyn is almost 10. He looks older than 10. Turning 10 in 2010 is Rocco Ritchie. Rocco also arrived in London with his brother Baby David Banda and their father Guy. Full Story

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Madge & Lourdes face Third Lip

December 16, 2009 06:51:09 Posted at December 16, 2009 06:51:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In fairness to Madonna, she’s got a decade on Nicole Kidman. Still…the sight of these two on the same carpet last night at the New York premiere of Nine must have been a plastic surgeon’s erection. What? But Granny Kidman doesn’t f-ck around with her face. That’s what she tells magazines. Full Story

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