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Celebration Lourdes

September 1, 2009 08:53:56 Posted at September 1, 2009 08:53:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The video for Madonna’s new single Celebration has just been released online. The smutty buzz coming out of the clip is the inclusion of Jesus Luz, and the way he and Madge pretend to be lovers as she takes his jacket off and moves in to kiss him. Ugh. Am so over whatever she wants us to believe and this farce of a romance. Full Story

51 year old ass

August 17, 2009 11:19:06 Posted at August 17, 2009 11:19:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what it looks like. Madonna turned 51 yesterday, celebrated at a dinner party in Portofino seated beside her petting toy Jesus Luz. In the soft candlelight, and having chilled out a little on the face work, Madge easily, from this blurry pap distance, looks 10 years younger. Does Jesus ever smile? For some reason this sentence made me laugh. Full Story

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Missing Gwyneth?

July 7, 2009 07:24:01 Posted at July 7, 2009 07:24:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth is still shooting Iron Man 2 so she missed on dinner with her girls last night in London. Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up at Locanda Locatelli to catch up. Up until a couple of a weeks ago, both women had 3 children. Now Madge has taken the lead with Mercy, although Stella appears to be quite fertile. Full Story

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Jesus has Mercy with Madonna

July 6, 2009 09:27:00 Posted at July 6, 2009 09:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not the title of the next Bible lesson but you know she loves the allusion, right? Madonna resumed her Sticky & Sweet Tour in London at the O2 this weekend and has had her entire family in town for a couple of weeks to prepare. Jesus Luz has been invited along too. Employing a Nanny Model is the new rage. Full Story

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A GOOPy nursery?

June 18, 2009 07:45:25 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:45:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon. From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun Full Story

They give her Mercy

June 12, 2009 07:11:54 Posted at June 12, 2009 07:11:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: Madge’s lawyer revealed that “It's the early hours in New York now but my client has been awake all night waiting for this”, like staying up for something so significant is such an extraordinary accomplishment. Full Story

PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery?

June 9, 2009 11:37:00 Posted at June 9, 2009 11:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Full Story

The women of ARod

June 1, 2009 08:40:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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Guy on the beach

June 1, 2009 07:38:04 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman. Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the demise of his marriage. Full Story

The Madonna Debate

May 5, 2009 08:20:01 Posted at May 5, 2009 08:20:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We spent a significant amount time on this last night over Skype, Michelle and I. Obviously Madonna wasn’t hoping to make the Best Dressed List with this selection. Madonna is many things. But Madonna is not stupid. She wasn’t looking to the MiniVan to gasp with delight over that thing in her head and her muscles popping like flashbulbs. Full Story

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It’s over again

April 29, 2009 08:14:20 Posted at April 29, 2009 08:14:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean did not mention her at all, explaining on Oprah afterwards that it was “implicit”. Full Story