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Madonna, Masturbation, and the Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 08:48:13 April 13, 2009 08:48:13

Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched and pulled either. Full Story

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Not fighting it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 17:35:41 April 7, 2009 17:35:41

Is it possible that Madonna, after her setback in Malawi, has decided to stop fighting the 50? She’s back in London now, still appealing the court’s decision, out for dinner the 2nd night in a row, looking about as natural as she’s looked in a while. And by natural I don’t mean reversing whatever she’s done to her face but perhaps not doing anymore? No matter how much work though, the hands always give it away. Full Story

Look out Jolie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 09:41:00 March 26, 2009 09:41:00

Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been considering but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government. Full Story

Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 10:44:50 March 23, 2009 10:44:50

Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation but was booted before the notice date as M was supposedly furious that the nanny wants to leave. Full Story

Back from a break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 10:58:03 March 18, 2009 10:58:03

And we needed one from her, non? I did. Anne Hathaway was front and centre all through awards season. After Oscar she disappeared for a few weeks, resurfacing last night at the Valentino event, seated on the other side of the designer who – photo assumption! – seemed to be more interested in what Gwyneth and Madonna had to say. Full Story

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With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 07:24:14 March 18, 2009 07:24:14

It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. Full Story

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GOOPy’s low membership

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 08:47:35 March 16, 2009 08:47:35

GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and Madonna’s too – with the promise that ordinary civilians can also get Gwyneth’s gams for the bargain price of $4,500 (initiation) and several hundred dollars a month. Full Story

The Mother of Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 12:17:00 March 12, 2009 12:17:00

Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is what will happen: scrutiny on the family. Full Story

Midlife Madonna designs for douches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:33:44 March 6, 2009 07:33:44

You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we disagree over her obsessive workout regimen and what she does to her face but for the most part, I am a follower. Full Story