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Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 10:24:54 December 22, 2008 10:24:54

While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler who, conveniently, also introduced Guy to Madge way back when. Full Story

Protecting Guy’s image

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 06:52:26 December 17, 2008 06:52:26

Guy Ritchie did not take kindly to Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg announcing financial details about their divorce the other day to the AP. Over the last couple of months, he’s worked with the British press to present a picture of a man frustrated by a control freak, who cares only for his children, who was never interested in the money, who was cuckolded by his wife’s flagrant relationship with a baseball player… And then Liz Rosenberg reveals he stands to earn almost $100 million from the split. Full Story

What happened to…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:57:00 December 15, 2008 11:57:00

It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details of their divorce have been settled, Madonna has instructed her mouthpiece Liz Rosenberg to release the figures. Full Story

Close to home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 06:36:25 December 15, 2008 06:36:25

Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is actually as scandalous as his personal life these days as repeat allegations of plagiarism threaten to shred the band’s reputation. Full Story

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Just friends…who f-ck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 07:55:40 December 5, 2008 07:55:40

Alex Rodriguez opened up for the first time about Madonna exclusively to People Magazine. Of course."I have a lot of respect for her. She's very committed to making the world a better place. She's had an amazing career, and we're friends. Full Story

Getting Gwyneth’s body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 08:32:49 December 4, 2008 08:32:49

You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t I live for. So my Gwyneth and Madonna – you know they work out with this woman Tracy Anderson who has supposedly reinvented fitness and Tracy is apparently so impressive Madonna cannot be without her and Gwynnie can’t be without so they have to share her by travel. Full Story

No veins, much younger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 08:00:03 December 4, 2008 08:00:03

Madonna’s ads for Louis Vuitton – she looks great. No bulging muscles, no veins, no close ups on those weird ass cheek bones… Steven Meisel shot this campaign and having worked with her before, clearly he knows how to draw out her best, giving us a softer, younger, beautiful Madge. Full Story

The Happy Exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 10:25:18 December 3, 2008 10:25:18

Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out for dinner with Guy Oseary but no sign of ARod. Full Story

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Mushy Madge?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 10:20:44 November 27, 2008 10:20:44

Who ARE you? Been saying it for weeks. I don’t get it. I don’t get what Madonna sees in Alex Rodriguez. He’s a fecking LOSER. But clearly we’re missing something. Or clearly her yearning for youth is clouding her judgment. Because our Madge is not only smitten with ARod, she’s also turning into a sap. Full Story

Friday, November 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How civilised.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie, a quickie divorce, reportedly not battling over money, and agreeing to share custody of the children. And of course the British press giving Guy all the credit for managing the situation without much McCartney-style drama. He went out for dinner last night with his two boys. A few pap agencies happened to be there. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Well played Guy Ritchie.

Thank you to everyone who emailed about RDJ’s lunch box – late day post yesterday, scroll down to get caught up. Apparently it’s a pelican case, used to protect camera equipment. He also happens to be wearing a scarf that comes free in the December issue of UK In Style. Why is this cute to me? For more on the scarf, click here.

It’s Friday! New articles all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Softening Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 10:03:37 November 20, 2008 10:03:37

The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely ordinary outfit? Before you start shouting, please note the distinction. Full Story