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Getting Gwyneth’s body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 08:32:49 December 4, 2008 08:32:49

You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t I live for. So my Gwyneth and Madonna – you know they work out with this woman Tracy Anderson who has supposedly reinvented fitness and Tracy is apparently so impressive Madonna cannot be without her and Gwynnie can’t be without so they have to share her by travel. Full Story

No veins, much younger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 08:00:03 December 4, 2008 08:00:03

Madonna’s ads for Louis Vuitton – she looks great. No bulging muscles, no veins, no close ups on those weird ass cheek bones… Steven Meisel shot this campaign and having worked with her before, clearly he knows how to draw out her best, giving us a softer, younger, beautiful Madge. Full Story

The Happy Exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 10:25:18 December 3, 2008 10:25:18

Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out for dinner with Guy Oseary but no sign of ARod. Full Story

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Mushy Madge?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 10:20:44 November 27, 2008 10:20:44

Who ARE you? Been saying it for weeks. I don’t get it. I don’t get what Madonna sees in Alex Rodriguez. He’s a fecking LOSER. But clearly we’re missing something. Or clearly her yearning for youth is clouding her judgment. Because our Madge is not only smitten with ARod, she’s also turning into a sap. Full Story

Friday, November 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How civilised.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie, a quickie divorce, reportedly not battling over money, and agreeing to share custody of the children. And of course the British press giving Guy all the credit for managing the situation without much McCartney-style drama. He went out for dinner last night with his two boys. A few pap agencies happened to be there. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Well played Guy Ritchie.

Thank you to everyone who emailed about RDJ’s lunch box – late day post yesterday, scroll down to get caught up. Apparently it’s a pelican case, used to protect camera equipment. He also happens to be wearing a scarf that comes free in the December issue of UK In Style. Why is this cute to me? For more on the scarf, click here.

It’s Friday! New articles all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Softening Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 10:03:37 November 20, 2008 10:03:37

The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely ordinary outfit? Before you start shouting, please note the distinction. Full Story

GOOPy approves…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 07:04:26 November 17, 2008 07:04:26

Of ARod? But he’s not British! WTF? At the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening on Friday night – the developers spent a billion dollars renovating the hotel and, judging from the guest list, spent part of that on celebrity attendees. Even my Gwyneth showed up, lowering herself to share a carpet with the likes of Ebola Hilton and the Kardashians and even Brody Jenner. Full Story

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It worked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 08:33:47 November 14, 2008 08:33:47

Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without the paparazzi, see? Her Madgesty granted the wish. Full Story

Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:57:00 November 7, 2008 07:57:00

Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only after Madonna told the crowd: She’s not your bitch! As you can see, Brit looked …ok. Full Story

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Big day for Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 15:08:02 November 6, 2008 15:08:02

Britney won at the MTV EMAs tonight in Liverpool but was not there to receive her award. Instead, she sent a video message from what she said was the set of her new video Circus. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the old Hollywood hair. Likey? And tonight, as you know, it’s on stage with Her Madgesty. Full Story

All three? Together?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 18:52:09 November 5, 2008 18:52:09

Madge plays Dodgers Stadium LA on Thursday night. Allow me a little boast – as I first reported on Monday rumours were circulating that Britney or Justin Timberlake could be joining her. Full Story