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How Madge Moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2008 10:14:49 May 23, 2008 10:14:49

Fifteen minutes before Madonna arrived on the carpet her personal trainer hustled in with some other dude pulling a glossy suitcase behind him. Now that"s preparation. Amazing. Guy was lingering around in a corner waiting for her too. Then they cleared everyone but security and her entourage from the entire carpet. Full Story

Madge and Gay Reeshay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2008 10:32:45 May 21, 2008 10:32:45

They just arrived. Guy is with her. He"s f*cking hot. But if we"re going to play body language assumption, it just doesn"t feel right. Posing together is almost perfunctory. Or maybe that"s because I"ve just spent a week quivering over Pitt Porn. She does look happy though. And the top of her dress is gorgeous. Full Story

Guy Comes to Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2008 06:06:16 May 21, 2008 06:06:16

Guy Ritchie is with Madonna in Cannes – are you surprised? Everyone else is. Here they are, out for dinner last night at Felix. Looks like Madge needs a touch up on her roots. But I do love her hair. Just me or does she seem way happier when he`s not around? Total gossipmongering of course…and still, the smutty tingles always get excited about this little arrangement. Full Story

Madge & JT NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 07:41:13 May 1, 2008 07:41:13

Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. But it ain’t dirty, no. Full Story

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GP GQ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 12:06:00 April 28, 2008 12:06:00

Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new British GQ,like Miley Cyrus, draped in a sheet. Except my Gwynnie’s not a minor. As you can see… Gwyneth looks gorgeous, continuing along the same short skirt sexpot theme she’s been working during promotion for Iron Man. In the article, Gwynnie claims she’s not a snotty bitch ice princess everyone believes her to be: "People think I"m aloof, or old, or that I breathe rarefied air—that"s not me. Full Story

Madge Messianic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 09:11:00 April 25, 2008 09:11:00

Soon enough celebrities and evangelists will be one and the same. Madonna is speaking like it already. She sat down with Ann Curry on The Today Show – also a favourite of Angelina Jolie – to discuss her new album and her new movie I Am Because We Are. At one point, Anne asked Madge about what drives her: AC: “What is it that you want to feel about your life?” M: “That my soul reached its true potential and that I did everything that I was put on this earth to do. Full Story

Like 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 17:59:40 April 24, 2008 17:59:40

Admit it. She looks amazing. She looks like she’s 30. She looks like she could live forever. Knowing Madonna, she’ll probably find a way to do that. Here she is tonight premiering her movie I Am Because We Are at the Tribeca Film Festival tonight in New York – as youthful, as light, as sprightly as she’s ever been. Full Story

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Pitt Porn Returns to Cannes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:47:22 April 23, 2008 06:47:22

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both had projects premiering at Cannes last year and their arrival totally made the festival, leaving all of us who were lucky enough to be there publicly aroused by their Pitt Porn. Click here Full Story

Madge Pities the Midge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:29:00 April 21, 2008 01:29:00

Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack the GMD’s virility under the guise of sympathy. Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: "He is a good person. Full Story

Have some Kabbalah with your Yoga?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:18:29 April 17, 2008 12:18:29

Oh the lives of the super elite. Madonna’s inner circle. My Gwyneth is good enough for Madonna’s inner circle. And of course a Beatle spawn too. Wonder if Madge is coming at recruitment from the side door… Gwyneth has suddenly started working out with Her Madgesty and her trainer at her ultra private London gym several days in a row. Full Story

Friday, April 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Calgary rocks.

Thanks to all of those who made it out to BLVD last night. Hope you had a great time. I had a great time. And to Alison – if you’re still talking to me – hope there are no hard feelings? We never did catch up again about the riddles and more guesses. Look forward to your email.

Photos from Calgary gossip night to come on Monday but suffice to say – Cowtown showed me a great party. Thank you, love you, owe you. And see you at the Junos!

Friday – am blogging all day. Am also wicked hung over. Please forgive typos?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Everyone seems to be hating on Madonna’s new video because she looks touched up beyond belief. What ISN’T touched up beyond believe these days? Have you seen the ladies of Sex & the City? Click here for their new promotional shots. Madge vs Carrie’s Crew… I call it a draw. And I totally love 4 Minutes to Save the World. Love, love, love. Love the crazy one hand drop she does on the dance floor, love the styling, love her Mary Kate hair. Love how uncomfortable I feel when they start undressing each other. And I especially love the fact that she’s still killing it after all these years. To watch 4 minutes to Save the World, click here. Look forward to reading you all complain about her plastic surgery. Hee.

PPS. Many, many thanks to Cathy Downey at Grit Communications who pulled together a party in less than a week and who coordinated an event that would have impressed, yes, even Madonna. Cathy from Calgary is WORLD CLASS PR.