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Cute non? Guy Ritchie and Lourdes out in London with a friend for a performance of Hairspray. Love that Lola is 11 and looks 11. Love that she and her girls are better dressed than we are. Can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in 2 years. Madge will have her hands full, don’t you think? source Full Story
Can you believe it? That Madonna has an eleven year old daughter? ELEVEN!!??!! Check her out in her skinny jeans!!! So what does Mother Madge get her baby girl for her birthday? Turns out they went to a spa for six hours. Is 11 too young to have your eyebrows done? I think yes… Especially since this girl is clearly developing into a stunner. Full Story
At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London – it isn’t the best she’s ever looked but underneath that dress is the body of a 20 year old. And remember...she is 49. 49!!! Madonna presented an award and also made up with another Queen – Elton John, that is. They’ve been rowing for a while now – he was menopausal, decided to rail on her vocals. Full Story
Madonna’s new single was leaked for a few hours today before Warner Bros took it down. The song is called The Beat Goes On. Not immediately catchy but it has a great hook and once again, she’s switched to an all new sound now. Heavily Timbaland influenced … me likey. More importantly, can’t wait to see the choreography she has planned for her new material. Full Story
Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in and used the loo. The woman in question was wearing a nasty ass wig and looked like sh-t. Full Story
On entertainment and performance value, even two years from 50, Madge is still the platinum standard.
Looked great, sounded fierce, body crazy fit RUNNING on 4 inch Louboutins, the hottest dancers, the best variety, the sharpest choreography…and the Camel Toe. It was a perfect performance. PERFECT. So if you haven’t yet, you must YouTube.
Sorry ‘bout the late start today. Am knackered after a whirlwind one day trip to Calgary yesterday. Was too short a stay to get the full Cowboys experience but my love and admiration goes out to the city and its people: Calgary Stampede is a first class, world class event. Hoping for a longer visit next year but will be back in Calgary in 2 weeks for a killer party. Details to follow.
Monday, live blogging, check back often. Am writing as quickly as I can.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Eva Longoria got married… have you heard???
Kiki at Elton John’s Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball on Thursday. LOVE her tiara interpretation, don’t you? Instead of the wedding crown Liz Hurley insists on overplaying year after year, here’s my Kiki making it her own. Bless her for never being safe. Kirsten has been in London for several weeks shooting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, Toby Young’s uncomfortably hilarious account of his time at Vanity Fair – unparalleled assery that he managed to turn into a book and a stage production. Full Story
At least according to the Swedes. Ego tripping wanker with an over-inflated sense of entitlement and a hypocrite too – that is Justin Timberlake. According to locals, when he and his Shelf Ass were in Goteborg, he was rude to fans calling out for him at his hotel, shouting out “Are you calling me a f&ck face? Go F*ck Yourself” to people below. Full Story
In spite of the rumoured rowing and the knock down dirty fights behind closed doors, in spite of her ego at the expense of his ego, and the adoption and the adoption publicity, through thick and thin and injury, Madge and Guy are making it work…still together after all the ups and downs, now going on 7 years of marriage. Full Story
Am en route to Cannes, on assignment for eTalk covering the Cannes Film Festival! Needless to say, if there’s any year to come, this would be it: Brad, Angelina, George and the Oceans cast, Jude, Natalie…and many, many more, including those who make the trip just because, just because it’s the place to be. Will have smutty radar cranked, keep you posted…promise.
Have to say… was actually impressed with how Lindsay Lohan handled the heat last week – the worst week to be out on Georgia Rule promo, coinciding with the News of the World exposé on her alleged drug use. Don’t get me wrong - girl is still high off her tree but she didn’t hide and she can actually put a sentence together during an interview…which is the difference between the Lilo and the Hollywood Ebola.
Notice the Media Strategy difference? That they haven’t been sending Prisoner Paris (at press time anyway) out for damage control speaking opportunities? And why not? Because this heiress clearly can’t think as quickly as she can get down on her knees.
Will still be blogging full time while I’m away, can’t wrap my head around time difference so check back often for new posts.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Font all wonky - can"t figure out why. Maybe Europe makes font wonky? Will try to fix...sorry!
PPS. A big gay flick of the wrist salute to Scott and Claudio – birthdays, parties, Madonna photos … love, love, love.
PPS. Heartfelt thanks to Todd Babiak of the Edmonton Journal for the lovely piece in Sunday’s paper. Click here for his take on the "the monster that is the global celebrity market".