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Family Madge at the Park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Madonna, Guy, Lola, and Rocco on their bikes in London the other day, spending some quality family time in the sun. Another couple not breaking up in spite of tabloid insistence that these two are rowing every day, are on the verge of a split. Needless to say, a split is not imminent. After all, what’s an adoption compared to a few bruises? As for Madonna’s collaboration with Justin Timberlake – rumour has it she was impressed and now trying to order him into some kind of one off performance together. Full Story

Tolerable for a Change

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2007 12:00:00 May 1, 2007 12:00:00

Pipsqueak with the enormous ego, who likens himself the saviour of all music and God’s gift to harmony – finally something has come out of his mouth that isn’t sanctimoniously obnoxious. The bad news: Pip is not working with Britney… yet. But as we all know, he wrote a few tracks for Madonna and he is also producing songs for a variety of other musicians from a variety of other musical genres. Full Story

What She Knows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Shameless self promotion? Yes. Undeniably so. But in the good days, pre-KFed, back when Britney was fit and successful and perceived as a young savvy media manipulator and crowned the future heir of Madonna, Britney used her body and showed off her body… repeatedly… to illustrate her point. Full Story

The Future Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Brooklyn Beckham, that is. Madonna is in Malawi making the world a better place – fantastic. But Check out mom and Lola in matching fatigues – total gorgessity, non? Man I feel old. She’s 10 already – a decade of Madonna the Mother. In another decade, she’ll be dating… so can we play Dating Celebrity Babies? I say Lourdes and Brooklyn. Full Story

Madonna to Malawi, Madonna & Grace?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

She’s headed back to Malawi – official reason is because she is “overseeing the building of a children"s health care center” but gossip is already swirling about her intentions to adopt another child. This time a 3 year old girl called Grace. Funny that. Isn’t the newly christened Pax Thien Jolie, brother of Maddox, Zahara, and the Chosen One, also 3? Like last time, her rep is vehemently denying the reports. Full Story

Pipsqueak: someone new to blame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Let’s recap, shall we? Little Pip performed at the Grammys this year. The ratings for the show were solid. Which, really, when you think about it, is the sole purpose for inviting acts that can draw a crowd and make the event as stellar as it can be. But still…he said he felt used. He said he regretted the deal. Full Story

Little Lila is identical

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Source Kate Moss’s daughter Lila Grace, pictured here with her mother and Kelly Osbourne in Malibu. As you can see, Lila looks a LOT like mum. Very cute, same slight overbite – I LOVE Kate’s overbite. But don’t love that Lila has to hang around the junkie. Full Story

Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged life: in addition to taking the former Princess of Bulgaria to the Oscars, my Gwynnie also hangs out in a yummy mummy playgroup with Stella McCartney and Madonna… "I have friends like Stella McCartney or Madonna, and very often our children get together to play. Full Story

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date I know you love to hate her. Now you can hate her even more. So you know my best friend’s Red Carpet Policy, right? She refuses to walk it with Chris, she refuses to put her relationship on display, she refuses even to say his name sometimes, using only “my husband” if she has to or “her Daddy” or “his Daddy” when speaking about him in relation to the children. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and Madge asked them to French kiss. Full Story

Saturday, February 17, 2007 Dear Gossips, I normally don’t post on weekends – leave it to Britney to create a five alarm gossip emergency. Rock bottom must be close. Sigh. Scroll down for details of Britney’s rehab in-and-out quickie which preceded her return to LA, after which she immediately took herself to a salon and insisted they shave off her hair. When the stylist refused, she apparently grabbed the shears and did it herself. Needless to say, witnesses report that she seemed out of it, totally off her sh-t, crying at times, and incoherent. Then, once completely shorn, Britney took off for a tattoo parlour, adding two new brands to her body before jetting away, this time supposedly for Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in a brown wig where she is rumoured to have stayed a short time and left without being admitted. At press time she is presumably sleeping at home. And hopefully by the time she wakes up, Madonna will be kicking down her door, dragging her sorry ass to rehab. For good. Like I said yesterday, Madge needs to set this girl straight. As for Britney’s state of mind – let’s psychologise the situation, shall we? It’s not so much that she’s bald, bald on someone sane is really no big deal. But it’s the bald and the tattoos in combination with loopy behaviour – clearly an expression of self hate, and as many of you have written in your emails, perhaps suffering from post-partum? Or is it crystal meth psychosis? Or… because this is Britney and the mongering is going wild, everyone is examining the reason behind her comment to an employee at the tattoo place in response to being asked why she shaved her head: "I don"t want anyone touching me. I"m tired of everybody touching me”, leading to creative smutty speculation, which has in turn led to a brand new rumour – that she was raped, which is why she ended up presenting at the hospital after a very long night. Sigh. I’m sad. There is fun gossip and then there’s sad gossip. I don’t write about sad gossip. I don’t want to not write about Britney. Pray Goddess, please don’t let Britney turn into sad gossip. As in THAT kind of sad gossip. Story developing, stay tuned. source and source and source