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Saturday, February 17, 2007 Dear Gossips, I normally don’t post on weekends – leave it to Britney to create a five alarm gossip emergency. Rock bottom must be close. Sigh. Scroll down for details of Britney’s rehab in-and-out quickie which preceded her return to LA, after which she immediately took herself to a salon and insisted they shave off her hair. When the stylist refused, she apparently grabbed the shears and did it herself. Needless to say, witnesses report that she seemed out of it, totally off her sh-t, crying at times, and incoherent. Then, once completely shorn, Britney took off for a tattoo parlour, adding two new brands to her body before jetting away, this time supposedly for Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in a brown wig where she is rumoured to have stayed a short time and left without being admitted. At press time she is presumably sleeping at home. And hopefully by the time she wakes up, Madonna will be kicking down her door, dragging her sorry ass to rehab. For good. Like I said yesterday, Madge needs to set this girl straight. As for Britney’s state of mind – let’s psychologise the situation, shall we? It’s not so much that she’s bald, bald on someone sane is really no big deal. But it’s the bald and the tattoos in combination with loopy behaviour – clearly an expression of self hate, and as many of you have written in your emails, perhaps suffering from post-partum? Or is it crystal meth psychosis? Or… because this is Britney and the mongering is going wild, everyone is examining the reason behind her comment to an employee at the tattoo place in response to being asked why she shaved her head: "I don"t want anyone touching me. I"m tired of everybody touching me”, leading to creative smutty speculation, which has in turn led to a brand new rumour – that she was raped, which is why she ended up presenting at the hospital after a very long night. Sigh. I’m sad. There is fun gossip and then there’s sad gossip. I don’t write about sad gossip. I don’t want to not write about Britney. Pray Goddess, please don’t let Britney turn into sad gossip. As in THAT kind of sad gossip. Story developing, stay tuned. source and source and source

Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed!

February 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States … perhaps she will end up joining Lilo? And Dina Lohan will bring yet another camera crew inside to shoot them bonding over detox? Please. Full Story

Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, the only girls on his jock are the kind fresh outta high school. Full Story

Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the lies”, to set the record straight about her daughter and put an end to paparazzi intrusion. Full Story

The Family Madge for the Cameras

January 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait for the MaddRoc…Maddox Pitt and Rocco Ritchie, best friends and band mates – the future of gossip. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura told me we’d be leaving on Monday, I begged her…I begged her to stay just a little longer, just for Gwynnie, just for my best friend and her baby Moses. Full Story

Ginger & Blue

December 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better. Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover… Faghag for life, right? Love, love, love. Full Story

Sacha Baron Cohen: the Voice of Hotness

December 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s rare to hear him not talking about Sexytime and attacking gypsies and Jews and exclaiming Wawaweewa, or bigging up bouyakasha respeck the virtues of his mum’s poom poom bush and assuring us he doesn’t like it up the bati – or as he says “bah-ee). In fact, I’ve never heard Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story

Madge gets roughneck

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna showed up at the British Comedy Awards last night and things got a little testy when Jonathan Ross, her co-presenter, crossed the line with this tasteless jibe: “Congratulations on your lovely little black baby, David" which elicited an amused response. Not to be outdone however, Madonna replied: "You might be going home with a black eye" which elicited an even more amused response. Full Story

Madge Controlling, Guy Enraged?

December 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking over Madonna when she attempted to interject. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola: Sapphic Strain infects Britney?

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK! It’s no secret – the lesbian buzz that has surrounded Paris for years. Rumoured to be one of Ted Casablanca’s blind items and now photos of her dyke hotness published by the News of the World – Paris and some MTV chick a couple of years ago engaged in what appears to be some seriously heavy petting and, um, like, I don’t swing that way but…well…Gay Paris is kinda sexy, don’t you think? With a pair of lovely boobs too. Full Story