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Little Lila is identical

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Source Kate Moss’s daughter Lila Grace, pictured here with her mother and Kelly Osbourne in Malibu. As you can see, Lila looks a LOT like mum. Very cute, same slight overbite – I LOVE Kate’s overbite. But don’t love that Lila has to hang around the junkie. Full Story

Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged life: in addition to taking the former Princess of Bulgaria to the Oscars, my Gwynnie also hangs out in a yummy mummy playgroup with Stella McCartney and Madonna… "I have friends like Stella McCartney or Madonna, and very often our children get together to play. Full Story

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date I know you love to hate her. Now you can hate her even more. So you know my best friend’s Red Carpet Policy, right? She refuses to walk it with Chris, she refuses to put her relationship on display, she refuses even to say his name sometimes, using only “my husband” if she has to or “her Daddy” or “his Daddy” when speaking about him in relation to the children. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and Madge asked them to French kiss. Full Story

Saturday, February 17, 2007 Dear Gossips, I normally don’t post on weekends – leave it to Britney to create a five alarm gossip emergency. Rock bottom must be close. Sigh. Scroll down for details of Britney’s rehab in-and-out quickie which preceded her return to LA, after which she immediately took herself to a salon and insisted they shave off her hair. When the stylist refused, she apparently grabbed the shears and did it herself. Needless to say, witnesses report that she seemed out of it, totally off her sh-t, crying at times, and incoherent. Then, once completely shorn, Britney took off for a tattoo parlour, adding two new brands to her body before jetting away, this time supposedly for Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in a brown wig where she is rumoured to have stayed a short time and left without being admitted. At press time she is presumably sleeping at home. And hopefully by the time she wakes up, Madonna will be kicking down her door, dragging her sorry ass to rehab. For good. Like I said yesterday, Madge needs to set this girl straight. As for Britney’s state of mind – let’s psychologise the situation, shall we? It’s not so much that she’s bald, bald on someone sane is really no big deal. But it’s the bald and the tattoos in combination with loopy behaviour – clearly an expression of self hate, and as many of you have written in your emails, perhaps suffering from post-partum? Or is it crystal meth psychosis? Or… because this is Britney and the mongering is going wild, everyone is examining the reason behind her comment to an employee at the tattoo place in response to being asked why she shaved her head: "I don"t want anyone touching me. I"m tired of everybody touching me”, leading to creative smutty speculation, which has in turn led to a brand new rumour – that she was raped, which is why she ended up presenting at the hospital after a very long night. Sigh. I’m sad. There is fun gossip and then there’s sad gossip. I don’t write about sad gossip. I don’t want to not write about Britney. Pray Goddess, please don’t let Britney turn into sad gossip. As in THAT kind of sad gossip. Story developing, stay tuned. source and source and source

Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States … perhaps she will end up joining Lilo? And Dina Lohan will bring yet another camera crew inside to shoot them bonding over detox? Please. Full Story

Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, the only girls on his jock are the kind fresh outta high school. Full Story

Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the lies”, to set the record straight about her daughter and put an end to paparazzi intrusion. Full Story

The Family Madge for the Cameras

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait for the MaddRoc…Maddox Pitt and Rocco Ritchie, best friends and band mates – the future of gossip. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura told me we’d be leaving on Monday, I begged her…I begged her to stay just a little longer, just for Gwynnie, just for my best friend and her baby Moses. Full Story

Ginger & Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better. Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover… Faghag for life, right? Love, love, love. Full Story