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Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States … perhaps she will end up joining Lilo? And Dina Lohan will bring yet another camera crew inside to shoot them bonding over detox? Please. Full Story

Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, the only girls on his jock are the kind fresh outta high school. Full Story

Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the lies”, to set the record straight about her daughter and put an end to paparazzi intrusion. Full Story

The Family Madge for the Cameras

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait for the MaddRoc…Maddox Pitt and Rocco Ritchie, best friends and band mates – the future of gossip. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura told me we’d be leaving on Monday, I begged her…I begged her to stay just a little longer, just for Gwynnie, just for my best friend and her baby Moses. Full Story

Ginger & Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better. Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover… Faghag for life, right? Love, love, love. Full Story

Sacha Baron Cohen: the Voice of Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2006 12:00:00 December 15, 2006 12:00:00

It’s rare to hear him not talking about Sexytime and attacking gypsies and Jews and exclaiming Wawaweewa, or bigging up bouyakasha respeck the virtues of his mum’s poom poom bush and assuring us he doesn’t like it up the bati – or as he says “bah-ee). In fact, I’ve never heard Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story

Madge gets roughneck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Madonna showed up at the British Comedy Awards last night and things got a little testy when Jonathan Ross, her co-presenter, crossed the line with this tasteless jibe: “Congratulations on your lovely little black baby, David" which elicited an amused response. Not to be outdone however, Madonna replied: "You might be going home with a black eye" which elicited an even more amused response. Full Story

Madge Controlling, Guy Enraged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking over Madonna when she attempted to interject. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola: Sapphic Strain infects Britney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK! It’s no secret – the lesbian buzz that has surrounded Paris for years. Rumoured to be one of Ted Casablanca’s blind items and now photos of her dyke hotness published by the News of the World – Paris and some MTV chick a couple of years ago engaged in what appears to be some seriously heavy petting and, um, like, I don’t swing that way but…well…Gay Paris is kinda sexy, don’t you think? With a pair of lovely boobs too. Full Story

Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway –the winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2006 12:00:00 December 1, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a dead heat. Half of you think Britney is the greater trainwreck, the other half Lindsay. The winners and their positions below, don’t forget there’s the Desperate Giveaway that closes on Saturday, and another exclusive offer later today, with Runway coming next week. Full Story