July 28, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 28, 2006 12:00:00
US Weekly made, like, the funnest game today - a projected look into Hollywood Future, with "forensic imaging" predictors for several high profile celebrity spawn. Not surprisingly Lourdes Ciccone Leon comes out the biggest winner while Apple ends up looking properly constipated which, I suppose, isn"t that far off the mark, considering my Gwyneth is refreshingly the biggest snot in the business. Full Story
July 27, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 27, 2006 12:00:00
Payback"s a bitch, bitch!
With the exception of a few small details, both People Magazine and Us Weekly are reporting that Aaron Spelling gave his daughter the shaft, virtually shutting her out of his $300-$500 million fortune, with little more than an $800,000 inheritance - chump change considering the veritable mountain of cash he amassed during his lifetime. Full Story
July 6, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
He reminds me of that hot back up dancer from Madonna"s tour…only Latino and WAY sexier. And I ADORE the name Hugo.
Back in Grade 10 I was supertight with this girl and she had a brother named Hugo with blond floppish hair, short in the back, long in the front, and he went to private school and wore a uniform and he was a year older and sooooo cute and one night during a sleepover we cuddled under the covers and held hands during the movie and then he wouldn"t speak to me ever again and I think I still love him a little and although Hugo Viana looks nothing like him, he"s just as hot and just as desirable only maybe more so because he has footballer thighs and really great olive skin and probably smells good even when he sweats and when I used to close my eyes and picture a Latin lover, THIS is exactly what I saw so can you blame me for picking Hugo Viana - a fantasy come to life?
As for why Hugo over his Portugese teammate Christiano Ronaldo - please forgive me when I say I pass. Full Story
June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lourdes kills me. Check out the attitude. The way she holds her chin. Who else but Madonna’s kid? Who else could wear that little cap with such aplomb?
Lola is a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory at work. When you break it down, Madonna falls somewhere between Average and Above Average. Full Story
May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
I can"t put my finger on it. Maybe it"s the wedges - so low classy on a red carpet, non? Or maybe it"s the frail, pale appearance. I never remembered her so gaunt and little. And what"s with the whole milkmaid and braids get-up? It"s freakin" me out. Come to think of it, I do remember hearing some rumblings about marital troubles. Full Story
May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
The tour kicks off tonight (Sunday) in LA. By all accounts, she’s been working her bones off. Probably explains the ripped arms seen here as she left the Kab Centre yesterday in between rehearsals. Gotta love a woman who loses herself in work and not other, more harmful, diversions.
Much love to My Madgesty who can put on a show like no other. Full Story
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Been in London for only 2 days and I am so all over Madonna speaking with that stupid affected English accent. Except mine is better. LOVE London. LOVE Soho. Love the gays! And above all…I love love love Hoxton boys! Is that how you say it???
Tomorrow it’s on to Primrose Hill for a “ladies what lunch” stakeout – Sadie Frost, here I come. Will keep you posted.
I’ll keep these travelling posts short but smutty. Check back often for updates. Photos from Saving Face.
May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Many thanks to all of you who emailed today with info and photos and links related Daniel, Madonna"s back up dancer who I was gushing about yesterday. As they say - be careful what you wish for. Which is why I should NEVER go digging around my fantasies. Full Story
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Wanna know what happens when a husband goes to Coachella for a debaucherous stag weekend? Well, in my husband"s case, his wife spends an obscene amount of money on clothes, shoes, champagne, and she also falls in love.
Dear.Sweet.Goddess. I have never been so infatuated with a bag. The designer is Tammi Lyn
and I walked in to Kiss & Makeup
(exclusive to Vancouver, of course) on Saturday and I saw my lover hanging from a rack - called the Tassel Hobo, in case you"re wondering - and 2 seconds later she was draped across shoulder, pure rock and roll orgasm glued to my body - the best small fortune my husband has ever spent.
But it gets better. It"s like finding the man of your dreams who is kind and funny and gorgeous and goodnatured and loves animals and saves koalas from extinction and then, on the day of your wedding, discovering that he is actually richer than ass with a sexual prowess that can rival Zeus. This is how I felt upon being told that my new darling is also worn by none other than Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie??? Indeed. Angelina Jolie.
And yes, I am ridiculous and shallow enough to care. She wears hers off the plane and grocery shopping with her boys. I like mine more adorned, also in black, but with studs and a few bad ass rhinestones along the strap. Total gorgessity, non? Stag weekends are the best!!!
In today"s issue: Angelina on Dateline, Wentworth on Ellen, Charlize Theron"s horrid hair, another Spears who can"t dress, and crushing on Madonna"s back up.
But first - just a quick housekeeping thing. I posted every day last week and, Goddess willing, intend to continue spewing more often. So if you need to get caught up, or if you missed a few articles, go through "Last Week" and scroll down. And if you aren"t a subscriber, you might want to drop by for a quick check each morning. After all, we"re coming up on a blockbuster season of smut. You don"t want to miss a word!
April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
I heard she was fabulous. But enough about Madge, let"s talk about the back up dancer. I have been hot for this guy since last year at Live 8. Total loin quiveration, don"t you think?
Daniel. I think his name is Daniel. And I see a hint of Bruce Lee and a lot of hot sex. Which probably means he"s gay. Full Story
So my husband is heading to Coachella for a stag. And if he can make it through a weekend of debauchery without cheating on me with some college skank, he has been given strict orders to stalk Madonna and photograph her screaming at Guy. We"ll see what happens.
Have a great weekend. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip,