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Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who lost his mother last year and whose father cannot support him. Full Story

Madonna No Momma in Malawi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

As expected, People Magazine received the "official,sanctioned" word. She"s in Africa but hasn"t adopted. But she"s definitely helping those less fortunate. And isn"t that better than having great hair and a fabulous tan? Nah... Full Story

Momma Madonna in Malawi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

While Jennifer Aniston is receiving yet another public dumping, Madonna is adopting in Africa and establishing programs to help AIDs orphans in the region. According to Reuters, the newest member to the Madge mansion is a little boy, her choice from 12, after changing her mind from an original female selection two weeks ago. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: My Gwynnie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

She"s too tired to brush her hair, ok? She has two babies to raise, ok? She doesn"t have time to make sure her clothes are pressed and pulled properly, ok? She"s a mother - don’t you know? Life is so much more than tanning in Malibu and telling everyone who will listen that you"re not engaged. Life for Gwyneth doesn"t include a blow out every other day for that perfect coveted mane. Full Story

The Daily 48: Madge Immortal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

A bit over preserved, I suppose. But still…if I have the good fortune to look this good at 48, I"d be smiling too. Happy Birthday Madonna. Here"s to 48 more. Photo source Full Story

Britney Spears & the power of packaging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

Have you seen this??? Taken during the inaugural summer of Federline love, while Britney still had a cute body and a loyal fanbase, it is a heartbreaking glimpse into the reverberating void that is her brain, and also illustrates perfectly why home videos are a publicist"s worst nightmare. Full Story

Keira"s great choices

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

I had to laugh a few weeks ago when I read a piece on Lindsay Lohan - something about winning an Oscar within 5 years. Now y"all know Firecrotch is my girl but seriously… I think she"s clearly been damaged by all the sex. Because not only does she have to battle her own demons, she also has to battle her peers. Full Story

The Gossip Future

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

US Weekly made, like, the funnest game today - a projected look into Hollywood Future, with "forensic imaging" predictors for several high profile celebrity spawn. Not surprisingly Lourdes Ciccone Leon comes out the biggest winner while Apple ends up looking properly constipated which, I suppose, isn"t that far off the mark, considering my Gwyneth is refreshingly the biggest snot in the business. Full Story

Tori Spelling: the Goddess roars back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

Payback"s a bitch, bitch! With the exception of a few small details, both People Magazine and Us Weekly are reporting that Aaron Spelling gave his daughter the shaft, virtually shutting her out of his $300-$500 million fortune, with little more than an $800,000 inheritance - chump change considering the veritable mountain of cash he amassed during his lifetime. Full Story

The Daily Footie: Hugo Viana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

He reminds me of that hot back up dancer from Madonna"s tour…only Latino and WAY sexier. And I ADORE the name Hugo. Back in Grade 10 I was supertight with this girl and she had a brother named Hugo with blond floppish hair, short in the back, long in the front, and he went to private school and wore a uniform and he was a year older and sooooo cute and one night during a sleepover we cuddled under the covers and held hands during the movie and then he wouldn"t speak to me ever again and I think I still love him a little and although Hugo Viana looks nothing like him, he"s just as hot and just as desirable only maybe more so because he has footballer thighs and really great olive skin and probably smells good even when he sweats and when I used to close my eyes and picture a Latin lover, THIS is exactly what I saw so can you blame me for picking Hugo Viana - a fantasy come to life? As for why Hugo over his Portugese teammate Christiano Ronaldo - please forgive me when I say I pass. Full Story

Madge & Lola in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2006 12:00:00 June 26, 2006 12:00:00

Lourdes kills me. Check out the attitude. The way she holds her chin. Who else but Madonna’s kid? Who else could wear that little cap with such aplomb? Lola is a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory at work. When you break it down, Madonna falls somewhere between Average and Above Average. Full Story