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So my husband is heading to Coachella for a stag. And if he can make it through a weekend of debauchery without cheating on me with some college skank, he has been given strict orders to stalk Madonna and photograph her screaming at Guy. We"ll see what happens. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Charlotte Church rock star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s someone with a much healthier body image. So in case you missed it, she"s not an angel anymore. In fact, Charlotte Church lost her angel many years ago. So the fact that she"s no longer singing like one makes a lot of sense. The new Charlotte wants to rock out. The new Charlotte wears bad ass gloves with the fingers cut off and very tight jeans. Full Story

Best Dressed Female: Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2006 12:00:00 February 8, 2006 12:00:00

Very few people can do it like Madge. And very few people (probably because she’s older than everyone at this point) know exactly what to wear, when to wear it, and how to wear it to set themselves apart. This ensemble captures the essence of Madge. It is most definitely a costume. It is most definitely rock and roll. Full Story

Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Dear gossips, Quick update re: the site. I"m aware it wasn"t exactly operating efficiently yesterday, which is good and bad at the same time. Good because the high volume of traffic (THANK YOU!) is slowing it down and bad because we obviously need some adjustments to accommodate your visits. Therefore I am begging for your patience while I work on the upgrade. Pretty please? Oh, and one more thing. For some reason, there"s a little bug in the database that seems to be deleting some articles from the home page. For instance, in my last column, there were 2 sections between the Golden Globe contest results and Gwyneth at Sundance that disappeared off the front but were available for reading if you had followed my column from beginning to end at the start of the first article. Hope that makes sense. Oddly enough, two out of three of the articles that got bumped had to do with me shamelessly self promoting and gloating about Madonna. How ironic is that??? Anyway, if you would like to read about my National Post article or about my triumphant Madonna moment , click on the links and help yourselves. I understand if you"re not interested, but I do highly recommend brushing up on your smutting skills and reviewing the post about the Hollywood diet update. After all, I fully expect you to keep up. Anyway, as I said before, the best way to view all the articles is to read the column from start to finish by clicking on the first article and moving from page to page until the Last Word. Hope that makes sense. In today"s short issue: children on my mind, my sobering Aniston moment, Drew"s endearing recovery, is gay gay everywhere?, Lindsay shops and ages, Star Jones goes off the deep end, and this week"s smutty riddle.

Madonna & Guy on the rocks?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

I"d like to send out a public acknowledgement to all my sources who have rarely failed me and who keep delivering exclusive, juicy, up to the minute smut. Thank you. I"d also like to offer an up your ass shout out to those few disbelievers. How "bout the New York Daily News? In the immortal words of Good Will Hunting - how do you like them apples??? Let"s backtrack, shall we? On Thursday night, I posted a report Full Story

Friday, January 20, 2006
Hey gossips, It was a SLOW day. Sundance is just kicking in to gear, some are still recovering from the Globes, and everyone else has gone back to work. Still…it"s a welcome breather, especially since everything picks up again this weekend leading up to the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday the 29th, the Oscar nominations on the 31st, and the Grammys after that. Rest up while you can smutters. We are in for a delicious 6 weeks. Just a few items today including my concern for Madonna, Demi in Spain, the Jolie-Pitts are an official family, and Jen"s bad hair day. Also - because it"s a rather thin column - a few mailbag entries to get you through the weekend.

Madonna: is Guy cheating???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2006 12:00:00 January 20, 2006 12:00:00

You will likely never see a true Chinese person wearing a green hat. And when my people see someone wearing a green hat, we feel remorse. Sometimes, if we"re in a particularly mean mood, we might even have a chuckle at the poor soul"s expense. Because there is an old Chinese expression that says that when a person wears a green hat, they are being cheated on. Full Story

Clinging to love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2006 12:00:00 January 18, 2006 12:00:00

In spite of myself, I feel almost bad about this one. Almost. But not quite. She risked so much for love. She gave up a LOT. Pride, respect, dignity, professional reputation - you name it, she lost it and she"s losing it. But for a while there, it was worth the sacrifice. They were happy. Until just before the holidays when she noticed an unmistakeable chill. Full Story

From Garfield aka Gnow Nothing:Gwynnie/Lainey suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2006 12:00:00 January 4, 2006 12:00:00

I was stumped for, like, three seconds by your Gwyneth obsession. After all, I think she"s no different from Cameron Diaz, SJP, Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston. All are shallow, soulless femme bots churned out by the star machine. Then it hit me like Madonna"s fakeness hit Sandra Bernhard. You"re a vampire! By sucking the essence of the "annointed," you probably feel like you take on some of her, er, whatever it is she has. Full Story