Her Madgesty’s “Joyful” Marriage
After weeks of UNtogetherness, even on a few very meaningful, important occasions, Madonna’s long serving publicist Liz Rosenberg has just released the following statement:
"I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married. Though they were in different countries recently — Madonna in the U.S. doing promotion for her upcoming album, Hard Candy, and Guy finishing up post-production on his new film, RocknRolla, as well as completing a Nike commercial and working on several scripts in England — the family are joyfully back together at home in London. All is well and wonderful in the Ritchie household."
Is that over the top? You notice how she refers to Madonna as Mrs Ritchie? Mr and Mrs Guy Ritchie? Again... is that over the top? Are you tingling in your smutty places? Maybe it"s just me.
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