Right and Wrong and Tranny

November 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the ACE Awards – Mandy Moore (Right) and Jessica Simpson (Wrong and Tranny).

This dress looks like leopard brocade. And brocade is just so old. And Jess is not old. She is young, she is vibrant, she has the worst taste ever, and she is addicted to hairspray. It’s not the most flattering look, is it?

By contrast, Mandy Moore is delightful in flattering black and Louboutins – what else does a girl need? Love the subdued makeup, love that her hair actually moved, love that she has kept her curves and refuses to stop eating – or “hypnosis” as Lily Allen likes to call it.

Bitch… please!

photos from WENN

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