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Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 09:26:20 April 16, 2009 09:26:20

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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In the mood for some Sookie Stackhouse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 10:07:00 April 14, 2009 10:07:00

Last week, I received hate mail from a lady called Margaret who wrote that “I feel very sorry for you that you are not educated enough to appreciate certain things in life. If you could appreciate brilliant literature and the beautiful world Stephenie Meyer has created that has touched us all with the eternal love story between Bella and Edward it would be different for you. Full Story

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Who’s supporting KFed Jr?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 09:05:17 April 14, 2009 09:05:17

This hag has come out with her second book. Someone must be buying them. But WHO? Are you reading Tori f-cking Spelling? If you’re reading Tori Spelling, KFed Jr wants to thank you. Because he is living off the profits. After all, landing a bit part in a tv movie once every 2 years doesn’t pay all that much. Full Story

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Unrepentant BBT

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2009 10:16:00 April 10, 2009 10:16:00

Click here for a refresher if you missed the story this week – BBT’s shenanigans on CBC radio that have pretty much earned him universal disdain. We can all agree: Billy Bob Thornton is a total douche. Full Story

Vraiment?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:29:06 April 9, 2009 09:29:06

The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du Soleil) and Quebecor Media. Full Story

Two Darlings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 15:41:41 April 8, 2009 15:41:41

Obviously, Ryan Gosling. But also Dustin Hoffman. Adore Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman is the most engaging, the most endearing, the best interview I’ve ever had. Cannes last year – click here for the details Full Story

Queen of Country changes 10 times

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:44:37 April 6, 2009 07:44:37

Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing how badly she dresses. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:33:00 April 3, 2009 07:33:00

Total gorgessity. The best she’s looked in a long time. LOVE everything. Her hair soft around her face, her skin, pink lips, her body, the cut and colour of this dress, those legs, those shoes showing off those legs, the yellow clutch … Rachel McAdams is perfect. So perfect. Because she’s so happy – a dagger in the heart to the McGoslings. Full Story

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Punching is not allowed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 11:51:14 March 31, 2009 11:51:14

We discussed this yesterday … Violence is never the answer. F-ck! Why not?!?!? Find me someone who doesn’t have the same reaction after seeing these photos. Full Story

Filthy Scab: Before and After

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 08:25:30 March 31, 2009 08:25:30

After this post about Filthy’s new touch up yesterday, many of you have emailed for before and after shots to compare. As you can see, 3 weeks ago in March, when Filthy was in Paris for Vivienne Westwood (in a gold dress with a weird looking gunt which probably means, um, there’s a problem that needs to be taken care of soon) the gang bang was written all across her face. Full Story

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Filthy Scab touch-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 13:34:22 March 30, 2009 13:34:22

Because that face, that face has been busted for a while. Rough and hard and nailed too many times. Can you blame the Filthy Scab for getting a touch up? A nip there, a tuck here, several shots all over… She’s DEFINITELY had some work done. And it’s not just the fringe. The eyes look especially fresh, non? Too bad you can’t face-lift a vagina. Full Story

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