Keira:her man, her pout, and his pointy cheekbones
May 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
So there"s chiseled and then there"s just Marc Anthony. And in his case, I"m afraid we"re leaning toward the vampire variety. Here are Keira and her boyfriend, Rupert the-guy-who-was-in-Pride-&-Prejudice-with-her-and-I-don"t-care-enough-to-remember-his-name, out for an evening of boozing in London the other night. Here they are again on a casual stroll the same weekend. Although I"m assuming it"s the same dude, he seems really really different in the daylight shots. Hideously so. Like 70s porn star player pimp. Yeah - I"d totally do him. Anyway, I hear they are completely taken with each other. And that she can barely stand to be away from him. I also hear that they like to indulge. And what else do you think rich famous 20 year olds like to indulge in? Thing is - Keira seems to be able to hold her sh*t together in spite of the wildness. Unlike my girl Lindsay who looks a year older every time she nails a new guy. As for Keira"s club ensemble? I"m all over the 80s and hey - I can even accept the granny jumper/leotard thing because there"s something about being young in London that gives you carte blanche to experiment. But I draw the line at tights and open toe shoes. Quite possibly The.Most.Unforgiveable fashion crime known to women and gays everywhere. Bad form Keira. Bad form.