JLo is a dolphin

July 21, 2009 11:25:37 Posted at July 21, 2009 11:25:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September.

Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked the past few years but came back strong last season, redeeming themselves from the disaster that was 07/08 and, well, it’s not like I’m not used to loving and losing. I am after all from Toronto. And our Leafs…


I love the Dolphins. I loved Dan Marino. It’s heartbreaking that he’s never won a Superbowl. This is why I cannot cheer, much as I’m a fan of Peyton Manning, for the Colts. They may no longer be in the same division but it’s hard to get over old rivalries. So you can imagine what it’s like in my house. While I’ve been a lifelong supporter of the Dolphins, Jacek’s allegiance is for the New York Jets. I hate the Jets. The good news is he’s starting to hate the Jets too. Brett Favre’s bullsh-t set him off. And then more recently he was thoroughly disgusted about the Pacman Jones rumours. That’s a team’s character.

So will he defect to Dolphin waters?

Hell no.

It’ll probably be Seattle. But I’ll have to suffer JLo.

This is the Lopez shooting in New York with a fake baby bump and a busted looking blowout. I also love that she’s still wearing velour tracksuits.

Photos from Wenn.com and Mejia/Asadorian/Splashnewsonline.com and DAVID KRIEGER/Bauergriffinonline.com

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