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Not Smoking Makes Me Crazy

March 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. I looked at this photo of Marc Anthony and not only was I indifferent… I actually don’t think he looks half bad. Please hate me. I hate myself. Jennifer Lopez and Marc in Spain for her Spanish album promo. Contrary to reports that the two are on the verge of a split because he’s a controlling freak, I’m hearing we are nowhere near a separation. Full Story

Faux Audrey Hepburn & the Gay Midget Dwarf

February 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a terrible thing…watching a man pass his prime but hang on for dear life. I’ll concede – one upon a time, Tom Cruise was a goodlooking man. Back when celluloid could make up 5 inches, back when a fighter plane could somehow mask the homo, and the ubiquitous jaw clench could pass for great acting - back in the day, the GMD was undeniably attractive. Full Story

Katie and JLo: Robo-brides

January 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from bowing down to Leah Remini’s scientological finger, do Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez have more in common that we originally thought? Gossip still coming in from the Globes afterparties, this time at the CAA event held at the Argyle where even Sean Combs was turned away in favour of a gaggle of Thetans holding court inside. Full Story

Why Martha is better than Oprah

December 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She took on Borat like a champ on Jay Leno last month, now it’s on to Howard Stern. I have to tell you – I love Martha unclenched. So Martha went on Howard’s radio show last Thursday and since it’s Howard, he asked about sex and prison and of course, lesbians. Martha was typically nonplussed, answering each question with a cheeky response of her own. Full Story

Britney: always dumb, still blind

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at this f*ckin’ tool. Britney’s new man, the one she was making out with, I can’t be bothered to learn his name. He might have a job and he may be helping her produce a decent record but still…why does she insist on dudes who look like degenerates??? The kind of punks you see at the Mall, practicing that faux limp, one oversized pant leg dragging behind the other, a pager in one hand, cell phone in the other, sucking on a toothpick, gesticulating with ring-adorned fingers surrounded by a crew of equally ravishing, barely employed young men who believe that the size of one’s posse is in direct proportion to the size of one’s penis, but who inevitably end the evening with a ride home on the bus. Full Story

All of Liv’s Lovers

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year, at this exact moment, I was pining HARDCORE for Joaquin Phoenix. Email arguments with my friend Erin over who deserved him more, daydreams, repeat viewings of Walk the Line…it was sick, it was twisted, it’s the same now with Leo but we won’t go there. By February I was done with him – it could have been the surly Oscar campaign or perhaps the Oscar bloat but whatever the reason, the obsession was gone, and though he’s still hot, he’s just not for me. Full Story

The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at the LA Free Clinic event, owning the carpet as only she can. Full Story

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED the photos and the ovation – probably in exchange for getting that dress at no cost. Full Story

JLo & the GMD

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of the pappies and the Church of Many Secrets and, certainly, Leah’s own profile…I mean The King of Queens is one thing, a member of the Lopez entourage is another altogether. Full Story

Johnny & Jennifer: just one night

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and only he could make an atrocious make-up job look decent. Full Story


Happy 18th birthday to Haley from mom Kim… mothers and daughters sharing smut - LOVE IT! Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony do not have matching cheekbones. Wrong on many counts including skin tone much closer to the coke. Also not Britney and Kevin. Britney hasn"t worked in 2 years and the blow babe has actually been rather busy. Finally…Jessica Alba and Cash Warren - right now, her monster bitch is the only toxin coursing through her body. Besides, she only wishes she"d be considered for the same opportunities. Fresh column soon, til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey