March 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs
To Andrea who is turning 18 today – Happy Birthday! Love that you and mom share my smut.
To Jax – welcome to 34! And find some friends who can appreciate gossip… wtf?
To Veronica – half of 50… Happy 25th! You’ve been reading since this was just an email – 20% of your life! Thank you, love you, owe you.
To Emily– I heard it’s been quite a year but 30 will turn things around. Promise. Happy Birthday!
Love and affection to the OWLS.
For Andrew in Calgary on his 23rd with love from Rhiannon. And thanks for bringing my smut to Hawaii.
For Marlene M from Halifax – happy belated birthday! I owe you for hooking Ann up to the site!
Dear Kate S … best to you for a speedy recovery. Hope you got that chicken and the tofu and of course the screwdriver you requested upon coming out of surgery. Big hug, get well.
And Lynelle … I hear you have a few weeks ahead with nothing to do but smut. This is a good thing - there are a few juicy riddles coming down the pipe. Sending you my best thoughts and wishing you the best results.
Finally… for a husband away in Mexico. This is what you’re missing:
Your dog the attention whore last night in the three stages of begging depression:
1. peeking around the corner to make sure he’s noticed
2. standing at the front door when he realises no one is paying attention
3. dejected and sad at the fact that his efforts are getting him nowhere. Then falling asleep. Little sh*t.