March 10, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Kelly! Happy Belated Birthday from Angie! By request, here are Idris Elba, Lenny Kravitz, Jason Momoa, Joshua Jackson, and Eddie Vedder to round out your Five List. Also… this:
“To Alex on her birthday, from her gossipy friends. We hope that this slightly belated greeting finds you more easily than we did in the Food Building (but if Jerry and Dean were representing us, they would ask WHO NEEDS TWO MONTREAL DELIS!?!). Look at it this way - it gives you a whole extra day to celebrate you, and someone as awesome as you requires at least that much time. Whether you're covertly smuggling gluten-free soy sauce into restaurants, changing peoples lives in profound ways at work, or holding a luminated wand in the air for Fix You, we're very lucky to have you as our friend, because frankly, we kind of suspect that you as an enemy would just be a red-haired version of Claire Underwood. We hope that today you're curled up with Seth, Lily, and baby Raiden, and maybe this bonus birthday is a good excuse to FINALLY watch Spy!