March 16 , 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs
Amanda! Happy Birthday with love from Kyle and Robyn who are choked that you’re moving back to Edmonton. But they are so proud of how you’ve handled the last year and wish you the best as you head forward. To celebrate YOU, they requested Taylor Kitsch but “dirt bag FNL Tim Riggins” styles because you like them that way - undershirt-wearing and dirty...? Well, yeah, that’s pretty much Riggs. Enjoy!
Happy 60th Birthday Peggy! Jen tells me you’re a Royal worshipper? Just for you - check out these fresh photos of Her Majesty at the official reopening of Kensington Palace yesterday where, as you know, Diana lived, and Will and Kate soon too.
To Erin from Chrissy who admires you so much for getting through the rough spots and being rewarded accordingly - Congratulations! You deserve it because you earned it.
Laurie! Happy Birthday from your sister Amanda who delivered on your request and who asked for either Jon Hamm and/or Ryan Gosling gossip as your gift. Jon Hamm photos will be posted later re: Mad Men. As for Ryan Gosling - what I’ve learned this week is that his hardcore fanbase is as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards. And, right now, they’re struggling with mega derangement over his situation with Eva Mendes, so much so that they’ve created a conspiracy theory that involves faked sightings, photos, and other details as an alternate reality to avoid confronting the truth that she’s his girlfriend. It makes me like him a lot less. That he has something in common with Twilight, even though it’s not really his fault. You?
Happy 50th Birthday Cheryl! You asked for some words of wisdom from my mother. I don’t have any but I, um, do have some fresh shots of her in her brand new Juicy Couture tracksuits on her birthday weekend. As you can see, Juicy is not just for the Jersey Shores. Juicy is also for middle aged Asian woman. Check her out all badass with her cane. And equally bad ass showing you her rear view with her walker. I’ll attach 3 images of her in her Juicy-ness and also, at the end, a photo that might be difficult to look at, taken last year, when she was hospitalised for 10 months with an illness they couldn’t diagnose. What’s the difference? She fought SO hard, Cheryl. And...well...she was lucky too. You asked for inspiration. I hope this is what you had in mind. My best to you as you celebrate your milestone. Love you back!