March 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 19, 2008 06:41:54 Posted at March 19, 2008 06:41:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 14th Birthday to Emma in Calgary from Aunt Eydie!

To Sarah with a discretionary dilemma. Give it 6 more weeks of WTF behaviour and get it out of your system. Exhaust every body part, every position. Because we are all stupid in our 20s anyway. After your birthday, take the discretion, ditch the douchebag… deal?

For Susan in Squamish from your BFF Sally – bridging the distance with smut… am SO honoured! And keep on living my dream: love with a younger man, DJing in Whistler, and an entrepreneur too? Bra off and tits up, I’m saluting you.

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