March 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 13:44:03 March 21, 2013 13:44:03

To Keescha who’s coming off the late shift from Missy who... admits she’s an ass -- Happy Belated Birthday! She grovelled, Keescha. She promised to not sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow AND watch Friday Night Lights. Is she forgiven?

Melissa! Happy Birthday from Angelica who requested Tom Hardy + Puppy for you which means...are you getting any work done today? Hope to see you both at the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies tour stop in London!

Happy Birthday Cheryl! According to Allison you’ve developed a recent obsession with hockey and Roberto Luongo -- here he is by request!

To Emily because midterms such and job interviews are bumming you out -- who better than Neville Longbottom for inspiration? These are shots of him I’ve never posted before. Hope he’s good for the mood.

To Kassandra from Maddy -- Happy 32nd Birthday! And WELL DONE on Scarlett’s training!

And for Amy -- Happy Birthday from GossipCon! Although you couldn't be with us in person in NYC, we're looking forward to seeing you at Smut. Last year was quite the coincidence having you sit in the same row of Lainey's Girls but this year will be intentional. No need to cut anyone if they just keep their mouths shut during the smut talk, right?


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