March 26, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 07:33:22 March 26, 2008 07:33:22

Happy Birthday Jessica! Kevin sent me a 2nd request…hope I got it right this time? He was also very contrite. And sweet. I forgive him.

To Mariana on your 28th with love from Alejandra: we miss you on the east coast…but hang in there, your dream job is waiting for you!

To Jennifer M from Sarah R – happy belated birthday and hope you’re feeling better?

And finally…

For Hilary Zoe Joan: you will be great tomorrow… I know it. And you’ll be even better afterwards! I know this too. Because I hear you’re the bitchiest, nastiest gossip ever. And there are too few of us. PS. I need to hear about this family acquaintance you’ve nicknamed your personal Ebola. Am intrigued. Good luck! Am sending you a big hug.

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