March 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 28, 2008 07:36:30 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:36:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Maeve – it will be a beautiful day tomorrow… you are getting married! Niagara-on-the-Lake is lucky to have you. Admire that you’ve incorporated Earth Hour into the reception… but you should have a Smut Hour too! Congratulations and all the best!

FYI Karen: There will be so much champers on Saturday that the goitre will go completely unnoticed! Happy 29th – your champagne birthday! – with much love from Phi Gamma Booka and Phi Gamma Sorta.

Happy 21st Birthday Cheryl from your Hello Kitty friends in Calgary. Have an amazing weekend!

Happy Birthday Jenny – keep taking those lunch breaks to catch up on gossip!

To Carrie – Happy 29th and do celebrate with champagne…promise? Thanks for recommending my smut to Amy. Am thrilled to be shared between sisters, which isn’t meant to sound pervy at all!

To Hiromi and Romina – belated congratulations for wrapping a great shoot! From, Alex

To Amy – Happy 36th Birthday and thank you, love you, owe you for introducing Kelley to my site.

Belated birthday wishes to Julie and I don’t doubt it – that Renee Zellweger looked way better as a cheerleader for the Katy Tigers than she does now after “taking a belt sander to her face”. Hee.

To Jessica B on the MS Super Cities Walk – good luck and let me know how it goes!

For Christine C from Jeanna S – sorry for having to miss your bachelorette and congratulations on marrying your “hotsh*t in shining armour”! And to Dexter too – Jeanna takes full credit for putting you two together!

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