March 31, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 31, 2014 13:29:59 Posted at March 31, 2014 13:29:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jenna! Happy 30th Birthday with love from your sister Kate. Are you coming to The Social today? We hope to see you. We have a badass guest coming on the show. I think you’re going to LOVE her.

To Erin R – Happy Belated Birthday from Amber G who blanked on your birthday because of baby G’s birthday the night before. OK, OK, that’s a totally forgivable offence, right? One day, when your daughters are in a band together, I want the first interview. Hopefully by then you’ll be over your erection for Shia LaBeouf, although as shamef-cks go, I mean that’s the very definition of it.

And for Mary P who is a rat and feeling kinda bummed out – Karen asked me for a “smoldering” photo for Benedict Cumberbatch to remind you that good things are unfolding and that next year, in August, the view from the front row of the Barbican Theatre is going to make it all worth it. So how about all these shots of him at the Grand Prix of Malaysia this weekend. Does that work?

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