March 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 6, 2008 07:45:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 07:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Mira from Amber: Happy 35th my dear friend! Thank you for the past 12 years of friendship and giving. Love live Stong and the Orange Snail!

To Nicole from Mia – Happy Birthday!

To Margaret in Toronto – am honoured you’re reading my dirty little blog. Happy 65th!

For Clarissa – congratulations on getting the sling off. Thrilled to hear you’re balancing law with smut. Love it.

For Sarah, headed to “the land of Buddha and Lady-boys”… Lady-Boys is an apt description. Count how many Asian boys wear Hello Kitty backpacks when you’re there. Seriously. It will amaze you. And I officially hate you for moving to London. Will you promise to bring my site with you? Am jealous! Have a great time!

Finally… to Karen G and her GMD Bookclub in Toronto. Wish I could be there for the meeting tonight. Toast to Xenu for me wouldja? But don"t Toast Xenu the way Tom toasts Xenu. That"s obscene!


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