March 6, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 6, 2015 15:16:35 Posted at March 6, 2015 15:16:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marusa! Happy Birthday! This is the 4th anniversary of your birthday shout-out from Petra and Katja and I’m so happy to hear that you are “like, fully LIVING right now”. Have a great time in Greece. And I need to see this hot new haircut. Here are Richard Madden, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Eddie Redmayne by request.

"To Anna on her birthday:  Your other mother was not surprised to learn that you share a love of the gossip (along with your amazing style, it makes perfect sense!)  So this is it!  Your last year as a Signorina while you say goodbye to Canada as well.  All the bitches in your life are so thrilled that you and Fabio made it official with the engagement boots and will finally live in the same city (will you miss the body searches and pat-downs at Customs?).  So, Banana, while you plan your destination wedding (Italy? Caribbean?) here's some Adam Levine, David Beckham, Ian Somerhalder (that's his name, not Damon) and David Usher to help you along.  (What's with the all 'cakes, Gabby?)” - Melina

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