Marcus and Friends (dogs) Articles
Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story
It’s not my favourite thing in the world, picking up my dogs’ sh-t, but it’s what happens when you have dogs. You pick up a lot of sh-t. And here’s Ryan Gosling after picking up his dog’s sh-t in Detroit on the set of the Ides of March. I like it that Ralph has been travelling with him. Full Story
I got yelled at by a few of you for disparaging Ryan Gosling’s date with Olivia Wilde at the aquarium the other day. Some of you were like, oh that’s way nicer than a generic date at a romantic restaurant or whatever, and others were all, he’s an engaging and smart person, he’s genuinely interesting and interested in other things beyond acting blah blah blah. Full Story
This little girl...well... she makes her tolerable. Beagle puppy! As you know, I have a beagle. My beagle is prick. Like, all beagles are naughty – and this one looks pretty naughty – but my beagle redefines Attitude Problem. While Jacek and I were away recently, Marcus stayed with Fiona. Full Story
Forgot to mention that we saw Nine on the weekend. They’re right. Wasn’t great. It was however great for Jacek who was nearly paralysed with want for Marion Cotillard. As far as he’s concerned, she is the only name on his Freebie 5, with Penelope Cruz, who was also sublime, a distant sixth. But the film, well, it’s terribly paced. And at times boring. And the Kate Hudson part is completely gratuitous and insulting. And everyone I know who has seen it hates Nicole Kidman so much, with the exception of my friend Dan (he loves musicals and has been chomping to see this movie for months) who turned it off after 30 minutes because, in his words, Nine is “f-cking unwatchable” so he couldn’t stick around long enough to witness her sucking.
I wouldn’t say it’s unwatchable. Read Full Intro
Kickette knows I quiver for Iker Casillas. Thanks for the video, V. It really did help with my tooth pain. He is delicious even with that business on his face. Can you imagine if he’d just shave? Happy 38th Birthday Angela the gourmand, the mother of four including twin boys, and a big fan of Sue Sylvester. Full Story
Alli, Meghan, and Alison: 3 girls > 60 miles > $10,182 raised for breast cancer research. I'm so proud of you ladies it brings me the tears! You go girls!! From SandyStray from the Heart places stray, neglected, and/or abused dogs in loving and stable homes without the benefit of paid employees or a shelter. Full Story
A rare candid sighting of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill with their kids in LA shopping yesterday looking at puppies at a pet store. No! I don’t want to cast aspersions on this particular pet store but pet owners know about pet stores, and it's not recommended usually to get pets at a pet store, especially dogs, because of puppy mills and shady breeding practices. Full Story
To Cheryl K – Congratulations on graduating from the Biotechnology Degree Program! The risk was worth it, right? Your friends and so proud of you! Happy Birthday Joelle! Have you heard you need a little pick me up? Me too! Am sending you a birthday hug and some good smutty vibes to last through the weekend and more. Full Story
Good luck Kelli P as you defend your PhD dissertation! Julie is looking forward to celebrating with you soon. She also hopes the celebration involves hot men feeding you both beer and poutine. I like this friend. You should keep her. Have received many emails lately asking about Nelson who was staying with us while his parents were in Hawaii. Full Story
LipGloss Zac Efron on Saturday Night Live – did you watch? What’s with the constant fist pumping? The fist pump was embarrassing. And the hair too. LipGloss is so much less annoying when he’s not being himself. More on that later.
Welcome back to readers in Canada returning from taking Friday off. New articles were posted – scroll down to get caught up.
Beware today of JailBait’s face. It’s a gloating face today, that face. She owns the top spot at the box office, opening with over $34 million. Great. It’s either Shrek driving a fast car with no dialogue and zero plot or a 16 year old going on 40 supporting her two parent pimps. The Disney child assembly line keeps getting busier.
Yours in gossip,
PS. This one is not about Patrick Dempsey.
PPS. Am underslept and crusty because of Nelson. Nelson is staying with us for 2 weeks. His snoring wakes me up from 2 rooms away. Even when he’s sleeping upright. But look at that face. How can you not love that face!