There are some celebrities that bring a smile to your face no matter what. And for no other reason than the fact that they are just so beyond ridiculous and so beyond shame that they must be celebrated for their total abandonment of good taste and class. It"s an intangible quality I like to call Hoffness. Mariah Carey possesses it in spades. Take a look at our favourite 7 octave screamer frolicking on vacay a few days ago (via Egotastic). Total Hoff Nation. I love it. And just to reignite the ongoing Authenticity Debate - I"m still standing by my original call, with support from my husband - a lifelong tit expert who proclaimed tonight that they must be real because "I totally want to put my face in there" and he would never say that about a set of fake ones. Now how much more evidence could you possibly need???