She always comes through…

December 3, 2009 15:28:48 Posted at December 3, 2009 15:28:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I need her.

It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no joy. But Mimi brings the joy. She brought the joy and the cheese last night to the Unicef Snowflake Ball in New York.



Not sure when or why she decided to start posing like this, with breast and ass repelling each other but I’m not complaining. Is it because she doesn’t want to appear taller than her husband? Is it because that’s the only way she can stand without falling? Off camera there are apparently 2 handlers waiting with their arms open to catch her. They follow her around all day just to help her walk. More people station themselves behind her making sure her clothes aren’t dragging and don’t hang unattractively. When she sits down she needs an assistant to lower her. So can you imagine what Nick Cannon’s daily chores are?

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