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Mimi is pre-engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 21:18:28 June 24, 2015 21:18:28

TMZ is reporting that Mimi and James Packer, who’ve basically only been together for a week, like actually just a week, are already talking about marriage. First of all…what did I tell you yesterday? Click here Full Story

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Dear Gossips,

As we all know now, Mimi is dating Australian billionaire James Packer who, obviously, has enough money and resources to woo her. But it’s not just about what you can buy for Mimi. With Mimi it has to be about the show too.

This is why she and Nick Cannon had to renew their vows every year when they were (happily) married. Mimi expects to be exalted. And the other night, Packer demonstrated this on his boat. According to TMZ, Packer hosted a party the other night off the coast of Sardinia. Oh, you know, just off the coast of Sardinia, no big. Apparently the only music they played the entire night was Mimi’s. Just Mimi songs to feed her ego, and her heart.

But remember, Mimi (allegedly) made Nick wait until they were wife and husband before she’d have sex with him. So. You know. It might be a lot of handholding and petting unless Packer puts up that ring. Some of you don’t believe it. Some of you don’t think it can happen, holding off until the wedding.

Remember, this is Mimi. And as Dean pointed out a long time ago:

“Mariah sexy” is not human sexy, so it’s still really hard to picture her actually fornicating. Whether it’s the Shake it Off video where she’s naked in a rose petal filled bathtub or alluding to a Naval gangbang, like in the Honey video, Mariah’s sexuality is just never that believable. It always seems too Sex and Romance 101, like she’s copying the ideas out of a Danielle Steele novel.

Think about it. Sex requires movement. Can you picture Mimi moving?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Mimi’s in love again!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2015 21:02:12 June 22, 2015 21:02:12

I had to save this for last today. Because Mimi would approve. Love and joy and “festive” news should always be at the top of the page. Mimi has a new boyfriend. And he’s a billionaire! TMZ broke the news this weekend that Mimi is now dating Australian billionaire James Packer. Full Story

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Um. Excuse me. Did we know that Mimi is on Match.com! That totally deserves an interrobang. (Thanks Duana)

According to PEOPLE, Mimi collaborated with Match to premiere the video for Infinity, featuring Jussie Smollett. In the “In Her Own Words” section of her profile, she quotes her lyrics to Dreamlover. Under “Sports & Exercise” she lists swimming and yoga. Swimming?

Oh, you mean the time she got into the pool in a black floor length gown?

Also, she calls herself a “social drinker”. Right. Note also that one of the photos she’s using is of her pouring champagne in one of her dressing rooms (taken from a scene in the video which, obviously, is full of amazing).

Click here to view Mimi’s full profile. It’s a blessing. She’s blessed us. Again.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Social Media, Tuesday May 26, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at May 26, 2015 20:20:59 May 26, 2015 20:20:59
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Noam Galai/ Paul Zimmerman/ Getty Images

Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak are not writing a tell-all – but it will tell some, right? Thanks for asking about the book @bjnovak & I are working on! It's not a tell-all, sadly. I can say it's going to be really funny and cool.. — Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 26, 2015 Full Story

Mimi reclined

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 16:02:56 May 25, 2015 16:02:56
Photos:
FameFlynet

There was a great article about Mimi over the weekend at The Daily Mail. Damion Young used to be Mimi’s best friend. He started off as her producer. Then he just became her +1 for everything. They’ve since fallen out. But now he’s giving interviews to tabloids about what life was like at her side. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Friday May 22, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at May 22, 2015 19:00:31 May 22, 2015 19:00:31
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Timur Emek/ Mike Marsland/ Tony Barson/ Kevin Tachman/ amfAR15

Page Six is reporting that Naomi Campbell is having a huge birthday party in France this weekend, to dovetail with the film festival. The usual suspects – Diddy, Leo, billionaires – will be in play. When asked for a comment, her publicist told Page Six Full Story

Mimi & Dumbo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2015 20:47:52 May 20, 2015 20:47:52
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Wenn, Fern/ Sharpshooter ImagesBoggs/ Splash News

Mimi was at Disneyland yesterday. And I'm at Disneyland right now. I f-cking missed her! My flight didn't get in in time. And you know what I could have seen? I could have seen Mimi riding Dumbo. Look at this picture. Look at her joy. Look at her flying around in circles on an elephant at the happiest place in the world. Full Story

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Butterfly on a butterfly stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2015 19:54:47 May 7, 2015 19:54:47
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FameFlynet, R Chiang/ Ronin 47/ Splash News

Mimi kicked off her Vegas residency last night. And look at the stage… BUTTERFLY WINGS. Our butterfly comes flying out of butterfly wings! Well… “Flying” might not be the right word. Our butterfly doesn’t actually fly. Instead, our butterfly, according to the New York Times review of the show, is “wheeled” out, several times. Full Story

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