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Joyful Joyful!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 19:45:07 December 24, 2012 19:45:07
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I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the sun above Melts the clouds of sin and sadness Drive the dark of doubt away Giver of immortal gladness Fill us with the light Fill us with the light Oh fill us with the light of day It is Christmas. Full Story

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You can start celebrating Christmas now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 16:01:10 December 21, 2012 16:01:10
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GOD, did I need her today. Nothing stresses me out more than when I can’t get online. I’ve been cranky this morning. And then... Sunshine. My darling sunshine... Mimi, obviously. As I wrote the other day, it’s not really Christmas until Mimi’s in Aspen squished into a snowsuit and tottering on the ice in stilettos. Full Story

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When is Mimi Aspen time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2012 20:28:11 December 14, 2012 20:28:11
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One of the greatest joys of Christmas is the sight of my Mimi in Aspen. Every year she jams herself into a skin tight snowsuit and tricks out a pair of fur boots -- sometimes with a heel -- and pretends that she knows how to ski. It’s a glorious annual tradition and it never really feels like Christmas until she’s there, tottering around on the icy sidewalk, in full hair and makeup, somehow always beautifully lit, clutching one of her dogs. Full Story

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When a Hero Cums Along….

Dean Posted by Dean at December 12, 2012 17:31:02 December 12, 2012 17:31:02

Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here Full Story

Mimi under the tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2012 21:52:10 November 28, 2012 21:52:10
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I just tried to imagine my Mimi tucked under a Christmas tree with her hair arranged around her the way they do wedding gowns, and her cleave propped up on a few presents, with her ass positioned towards the camera, and it filled me with such yearning -- why have we not seen this yet? Because, stupid, Mimi doesn’t belong under a tree, she should be ON TOP OF IT. Full Story

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Let that be me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 16:17:51 November 20, 2012 16:17:51
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Or I might have to fight Sasha for the privilege. I’m at work in Toronto this week and it’s been a little old school. Duana, Sasha, Michelle, and I met at etalk several years ago. Back then it felt like camp. We don’t normally see each other every day and end up emailing back and forth several times instead. Full Story

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Halloween Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 13:55:01 November 1, 2012 13:55:01

Last year Mimi was part of the Incredibles. She, Nick Cannon, and DemBabies all dressed up in the same costume. It was truly family styles. Well... Enough.Of.That.Sh-t. F-CK. That sh-t. Why should Mimi be one of many? This year she righted the situation. This year Mimi was Goldilocks. Full Story

Rubbing down Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2012 21:41:37 October 24, 2012 21:41:37

How long do your massages last for? Or...how long can you afford for them to last? Typically, in my experience, I’ve found that massages at a proper rehabilitation clinic are a lot less expensive than the ones you get at the spa. But if the therapist is making a house call? You know, $1500 sounds about right. Full Story

Moms in heels and babies in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2012 18:20:00 October 23, 2012 18:20:00
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Wylde/ Blackbear/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

We need a mood cleanse from that blind riddle, don’t we? It’s either puppies or babies then. Oh but please. Why do I lie? Babies and mommies > puppies, especially right now. Because we can’t seem to get enough of people having babies. It’s like the human race just started having babies. Full Story

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The Mimi Sidestep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 19:05:33 October 10, 2012 19:05:33

Mimi was in Macau (likely paid by some gambling billionaire to sing 3 songs for upwards of half a million) and just posted this on Instagram. You walk sideways to get onto a private plane, didn’t you know? And just off camera, two bodyguards have their arms outstretched just in case she topples over. Full Story